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Naija's Way Of Thinking by debosola(f): 8:25am On Dec 02, 2014
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.

2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.

3. All old women are witches.

4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.

6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.

7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.

8. All Lawyers are liars.

9. Philosophers are not Godly.

10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using a diabolical power.

11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.(Eleyi gidi gan)

12. Every famous Musician has joined Illuminati.

13. All Traders do cheat.

14. All Men are wicked.

15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.

16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.

17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.

18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.

20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor.

U can't just beat the configuration of a Naija blood...
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Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by Fabdedon(m): 8:38am On Dec 02, 2014
very true
Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by nikkymehmeh: 9:22am On Dec 02, 2014
Na zo!
if u ar fair skinned,u ar a mami water
when sumone is being nice to u witout gettin anytin in return,na ur glory dem dey use
I SALUTE NAIJA

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Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by debosola(f): 9:56am On Dec 02, 2014
nikkymehmeh:
Na zo!
if u ar fair skinned,u ar a mami water
when sumone is being nice to u witout gettin anytin in return,na ur glory dem dey use
I SALUTE NAIJA

Ure right!
Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by debosola(f): 9:58am On Dec 02, 2014
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Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by philo3(m): 4:50pm On Dec 02, 2014
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Re: Naija's Way Of Thinking by ammyluv2002(f): 5:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
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