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14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by Curiousmind(m): 9:14am On Dec 02, 2014
(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics

(2) You wan use fork to drink garri

(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you would see what I'm doing inside

(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person for phone

(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are your role model

(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you come reply with "k" You are really mad

(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you wan open new account

(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u slept

(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you wan read text message

(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet you.

(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you put N50 in the offering box

(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/wife movement''security for life.

(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord"... Lol

(14) If you read this post and you did not comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness examination...

Curiousmind
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Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by iceberylin(m): 9:16am On Dec 02, 2014
#5 is the Bomb grin
Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by Hazardd(m): 9:17am On Dec 02, 2014
Guy,which class of animal do you belong

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Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by 2cato: 9:18am On Dec 02, 2014
15. When you continue to support APC footsoldiers BH whenever they throw bomb
Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by Elcemento(m): 9:23am On Dec 02, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin



CHECK MY PROFILE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! undecided undecided undecided
Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by Nobody: 9:24am On Dec 02, 2014
Were leleyi o
Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by Nobody: 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2014
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Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by BluePearls(m): 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2014
#6 got me cheesy grin
Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by philo3(m): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2014
grin

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