A married couple at the Zoo, walk past the gorilla
enclosure.

Says the woman: ' Mark, do you know that gorillas are
the only animals which resemble men in their
behaviour

Look around, if no one's looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts to it and see how Hot it gets just as
men do'.

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough
the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars
of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the
way you do, men can't control their animal instincts
just like gorillas can't'.

Says Mark : 'Now expose both breasts and let us see
what happens'.

The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately trying to
escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark : 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt
up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let us

see what will happen'!!!

The woman pulls her skirt up turns around with her bum
to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks
free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts
yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: ' Mark, what do I do now? Please,
help me'!!!

Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you
usually give me:

That you don't feel like it

That you have a headache

That you're tired

That your throat is aching

That it is still too early

That I must understand you as a woman

That you are depressed

That you are in one of those days

That you are having a very busy week

That all you need is just to cuddle up

That you're tensed up

That you have to wake up very early tomorrow

That you woke up very early today

That you walked for long and your feet are aching

That caresses and hugs is all that you want today

That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good
massage to make you relax

That you feel like watching TV

That you don't wanna miss the soapies

That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you
can't move and spoil your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it
understands, if you can
persuade it, then I admit that mens' behaviours resemble that of gorillas and promise you that from today on I'll accept your excuses'!

To my dear men please send this to your lady friends
especially your wives and to my dear ladies please
learn from it, ok?

Lol, made me laugh

Ok . . . can you move this to the jokes section?

Thanks DaPhoenix,

I have taken it to Jokes section.