(1) You apply Perfume coz
you wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to
drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my
facebook wall so you
would see
what
I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos
u wan greet person for
phone
(5) You are above 25 and
Davido and Wizkid are
your role
model
(6) It took me an hour to
compose a message you
come reply
with "k" You are really
mad
(7) You carry screw driver
go bank because you wan
open
new
account
(You went 2 bed with a
ruler jst 2 knw aw long u
slept
(9) You reduce volume of
music player bcoz you
wan read
text
message
(10) You Dey Smile
bacause Who senior you
greet you.
(11) You made a vow of
N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the
offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your
bf/gf or husband/wife
movement''security for
life.
(13) You nor get shishi for
bank account you dey
sing "Chop
my
money" instead of
"Mercies of the Lord"... Lol
(14) You are really Mad if
you try slotting an I.D
card in ATM
card slot
(15) You want to use
Carterport to KIll the Bird
on Twitter
(16) If you read this post
and you did not
comment, please
visit
a psychiatric hospital for
madness examination....

for take time write this means u are mad

ara ma san paeni

hmmm u wan force person tu laf? dat means u mad na...cus we dnt du dat here in Iraq or x na boom! boom!!