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If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by slowpoison1(m): 6:54am On Dec 06, 2014
[color=#990000][/color]― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wakeup on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.- If you didn't use ur two
legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to
b whiter (leke leke)
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under banana
trees @nights (I still believe that thing o..Lol)
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking
grass nd sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.
........then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
I dey tells you grin― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wakeup on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.- If you didn't use ur two
legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to
b whiter (leke leke)
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under banana
trees @nights (I still believe that thing o..Lol)
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking
grass nd sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.
........then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
I dey tells you

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Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by simplemach(m): 7:00am On Dec 06, 2014
Is this how children play in Nigeria...? never did any of these, though i spent my childhood in Dubai.
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by yuncka: 7:01am On Dec 06, 2014
Tell dat to kids from the indomie generation.

Proudly Okin generation.
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by Japhet04(m): 9:36am On Dec 06, 2014
if you didn't try to balance a light switch in-between on and off

if you didn't make paper aeroplane, paper watch and paper wallet

Although kids of these days hardly do it, twaz kind of fun then smiley cool
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by Queenw: 9:56am On Dec 06, 2014
i played all dis play...... dat was then wen men are boys and women are still virgin
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by cornelin(m): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2014
Well I did close to 98% of those. grin

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