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Blind Pilots by ray4real(m): 2:48am On Aug 11, 2006
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
Re: Blind Pilots by kiki(f): 3:35am On Aug 11, 2006
i don't get it undecided
Re: Blind Pilots by DereI(f): 2:06pm On Aug 11, 2006
This joke started real. but the ending na total F**K Up!!!
Re: Blind Pilots by ioday(f): 2:29pm On Aug 11, 2006
No the joke was hilarious. grin cheesy grin wink grin

Its a good one

The BLIND Pilots gets their cue to take off when the passengers' shout turns to scream. As they cannot see, they depend on teh passengers to alert them on when to take off. But i cant quiet imagine the scenario when they get up there or when they reach their destination. what will cue the Pilots
Re: Blind Pilots by kiki(f): 9:27pm On Aug 11, 2006
hilarious man this shit sucks

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