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Girls Night Out by ray4real(m): 3:12am On Aug 11, 2006
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Re: Girls Night Out by Oracle(m): 8:05pm On Aug 11, 2006
Damn this is funny
the girlz have to stop going for the night out
Re: Girls Night Out by FELORE(f): 11:18am On Jul 23, 2008
hilarious, hahahhahah!! :d
Re: Girls Night Out by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Jul 24, 2008
stale but good grin
Re: Girls Night Out by izeek(m): 1:14pm On Jul 24, 2008
clem
from now on ur mr stale
Re: Girls Night Out by mohawkchic(f): 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2008
~hah ha grin
Re: Girls Night Out by akinsadeez(m): 3:02pm On Jul 24, 2008
Very funny.Nice one
Re: Girls Night Out by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Jul 24, 2008
@izeek u can say dat again
Re: Girls Night Out by segunpc(m): 10:04am On Jul 25, 2008
no be small thing o.

all of them from fire sation ke? grin

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