A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there
was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had
it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise,
the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN
HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much
for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the
plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

I can imagine the headlines "BISHOP DIES BECAUSE HIS NUN'S ASS WAS WILD AND FREE"

buhahhhhahahahah

heyy!!! u wont kill me lol

u'll have to giv me ur ribs coz i just cracked mine

ure a dalyn

did i just call u dat

nice one there

Thanks clemcykul, I will certainly give you more than just ribs. Meet me at the gate of the Garden of Eden at 5pm this night. let us re-enact Adam and Eve

I guess she'll force u to eat da God damned apple ryte?

really hilarious brimback i can imagine "preacher admits to riding nun's ass all day long"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaabomination!

Nice one

yeah i'll meet u there so we will start adam and eve part two

you'll be there ryte

clemcykul, you stood me up!!!!!!!!!.
i have been going to the gate everyday at 5pm to wait for you.
better bring more than 1 apple to appease me. ;

Too nice