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Mr Rice Burial Arrangements by ghost1718(m): 11:25pm On Dec 07, 2014
WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE
THIS.....
The Entire family of
carbohydrates from
balanced diet Local Government
Area regret to announce the death of their
father and
husband... Mr Rice. Who died in
a fire
accident along Pot Express
Road. He was 36 cups...
He's survived by one wife Mrs
Stew, Twin
daughters Curry and Thyme,
Sons in-laws
Maggi and Onion. Burial arrangements:
25December 2014, Body leaves
Kitchen
Mortuary to his Home Town
Dinning Table.
Music by Plates and Spoons, Cups and
Water are highly invited.
Papa our stomach loves you,
may you rest
in the bosom of the Toilet.
Signed by Fried Chicken, Meat and Fish for
Christmas & New year....
We will all witness it in JESUS
Mighty
Name!
TYPE A BIG AMEN TO CLAIM THIS WONDERFUL PRAYER.

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Re: Mr Rice Burial Arrangements by eagleae7(m): 12:28am On Dec 08, 2014
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