― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never played in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the bed.

― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for the lizards to take it & give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs
instead of bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.

― If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.

― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into your pen so that no one will steal it.

― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.

― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.

― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees at nights.

― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it your car!

― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in your pocket & eat while walking on the street.

― If you never did mama and papa play.

― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).

― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with your cloth in your hands.
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Then I guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.

Who did all of these? Anyone?