[b]A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here, " [/b]

ROFLMPO!!!!!!!!!

hahahaaaa not bad

nice 1

am laffin ma ballz out dis time

am laffin ma ballz out dis time

hehehe

i wonder what will be the reaction of the husband

ok, nw wat shud i du? laff?

@ poster
well done more greese to ur elbow
@tyty
Do as you like nothing do you

Mu Ah Ah Ah AH AH Ah Ah

funny one

Good joke

d man don kill mary

this made the list, the best nairaland-jokes of all time!

Hahahahahaha

I'm rich
yo yo yo ha ha ha!
I just smell a fork here too and i tell u i didn't kno sima was here too. Lol

darequam:

I just smell a fork here too and i tell u i didn't kno sima was here too. Lol

FADAKA:

this made the list, the best nairaland-jokes of all time!

i strongly oppose dat

nowat:

i strongly oppose that

BAD BELLE !

@nowat
okay post urs and let see

dnt mind dem they cant do and sti they wont appreciate dos who try

big father:

BAD BELLE !

God pass dem

nice one

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all of u

dat village life never still comot for your body shey

hihihihi yawa don gazzz

for wia

4 ya eye plus mouth tatafo

thunder fire u for dia, orie bi ori efolo yen

all join kolomama