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Wife's Order by bigfather(m): 12:11pm On Dec 05, 2008
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." tongue
Re: Wife's Order by Magnate021(m): 1:44am On Dec 07, 2008
funny!
Re: Wife's Order by CrazyMan(m): 2:08am On Dec 07, 2008
Lmao ;d
Re: Wife's Order by krama(m): 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2008
Funny indeed
Re: Wife's Order by Nautillus(m): 2:16pm On Dec 07, 2008
Rephrasede . . . .yeah, but not a bad attempt still.
Re: Wife's Order by sylve11: 2:28pm On Dec 07, 2008
big father:

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." tongue

bigfather, u are not only bigfather but funny father. lol grin

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