1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.

2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.

3. All old women are witches.

4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.

6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.

7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.

8. All Lawyers are liars.

9. Philosophers are not Godly.

10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass.

11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in Vocational School, Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.

12. Every successful Musician has joined Illuminati.

13. All Traders do cheat.

14. All Men are wicked.

15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.

16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.

17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.

18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.

20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor.

21. Every critic of government is a member of the opposition party.

22. A male child is better than female.

23. Gari is poor man's food.

24. You are not serving God well if you have any serious problem.

25. Government is doing them a favor by providing good roads, hospitals, electricity, and other amenities.

26. All muslims are boko haram

27.If you don't marry and have children, you are a failure?!

28.If u marry n u have delay in child's bearing u've committed abortions yle single or u r suffering frm witches wizards

29.You are not a genuine born-again if you can't speak in tongues.

30. You must always rig elections to win

31.if you travel abroad you are expected to send money home all the time

32. All male doctors are womanisers

33. Any male wearing white in the hospital is a doctor and any female wearing white in a hospital is a nurse

34. If you don't wear italian shoes, Brazilian hair, shakara or Iyanga clothes, use fancy phones, you are not a big girl

35.You are a cheat or unserious type when you keep late night as a married man

36. If you are not a traditionalist, you must either be a muslim or a christian.

Add yours

Lols.....
Dat no1 is so true.

LoL at 5,10,15,20,25...

Yes, scroll back up and check them again.

If u are fond of going to d cafe, u are a yahoo boy

Hahaha I sweeeear

If you are always online you are jobless.

pelumiiakinboye:
If u are fond of going to d cafe, u are a yahoo boy

Lol

cupidhero:
If you are always online you are jobless.

Abi now

All of the above!....Plus If you put on Generator in ur lodge u're a yahoo boi.....
233) If you don't sort lecturers you're a learner.....