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Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 1:12pm On Dec 15, 2014
At different occasions I have been asked some questions I think there are silly but funny to an extent, most time the questions are annoying to answer but u have to answer them any. grin

Question
When your eating and someone comes asking are you eating?

Answer

No am bathing

Question
When you sitting down and someone comes asking are you sitting?
Answer
No! Am swimming

Question
So this is your house?

Answer

No! Is my shrine undecided

Question

When your angry and someone comes asking are you angry?
Answer
No! Am singing angry

Question

When you introduce your gf to your sister and she ask is this really your sister?

Answer
No! She is my spirit wife tongue

Question

When you just finish bathing and someone that saw u coming out of the bathroom start asking where you bathing?

Answer

No! I was fvvking
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A lady with natural hair and someone comes asking is this your real hair?

Answer

No! Your hair follow for my own too undecided

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When you failed a course and a friend come asking, so you fail that course? shocked

Answer
No be me, i no dy your department
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After walking a long distance and someone comes asking, did you trek?

Answer
No I fly



I don tire jor cheesy add yours, let hear does odd questions and their answers shocked
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by mperoakeem(m): 1:19pm On Dec 15, 2014
u tel ur 4rnd u dey bank, he come dey ask wetin dey happen 4 dere... Na new yam festival nw

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Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Hazardd(m): 1:19pm On Dec 15, 2014
Does this sound romantic in your ear sad
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 1:30pm On Dec 15, 2014
mperoakeem:
u tel ur 4rnd u dey bank, he come dey ask wetin dey happen 4 dere... Na new yam festival nw
cheesy ahaha
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 1:30pm On Dec 15, 2014
Hazardd:
Does this sound romantic in your ear sad
joke section don abscond from my phone, the mod go do d needful

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Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by dechandel(f): 1:36pm On Dec 15, 2014
I can only shake my head sad
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 1:57pm On Dec 15, 2014
dechandel:
I can only shake my head sad
shake ur legs join grin
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:00pm On Dec 15, 2014
Keke napep stop me here abeg
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:14pm On Dec 15, 2014
harrysterol:
shake ur legs join grin
Or ikebe grin
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
Keke napep stop me here abeg
Coming with my truck to knock Down that keke napep
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:17pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
Coming with my truck to knock Down that keke napep
keke napep, see trailer 1 brush us oh,e be like he drink alomo bitters.
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:21pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
keke napep, see trailer 1 brush us oh,e be like he drink alomo bitters.
Na monkey tail
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by dechandel(f): 2:22pm On Dec 15, 2014
harrysterol:
shake ur legs join grin
Yeye tongue
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
Na monkey tail
keke napep,swerve fast fast,this trailer na 1 chance oh.
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Dotwillis1(m): 2:25pm On Dec 15, 2014
Its funy Wen someone call u arnd 2 a.m ..nd wit d way u respondin, he/she wil ask 'r u sleepin? .....no, i dey wash plate
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Dotwillis1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2014
Its funy Wen someone call u arnd 2 a.m ..nd wit d way u respondin, he/she wil ask 'r u sleepin?

.....no, i dey wash plate
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:27pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
Or ikebe grin
or bobi sef cheesy
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
keke napep,swerve fast fast,this trailer na 1 chance oh.
He leg on top my pedal,comot the other leg from break,closing my two eyes,singing eminado eminado
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
cheesy cheesy
Dotwillis1:
Its funy Wen someone call u arnd 2 a.m ..nd wit d way u respondin, he/she wil ask 'r u sleepin?

.....no, i dey wash plate
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
Keke napep stop me here abeg
u d go xmas for keke tongue
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2014
dechandel:

Yeye tongue
u must shake front or els I dunbilivit tongue cheesy
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:31pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
He leg on top my pedal,comot the other leg from break,closing my two eyes,singing eminado eminado
checks pocket and finds kryptonium which was giving me by superman,and swallows it,unibenstude#NT gains super powers,and rushs to stop the truck
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:33pm On Dec 15, 2014
harrysterol:
u d go xmas for keke tongue
keke no cheap oh,kkeke na 350k
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Rapsodee(m): 2:34pm On Dec 15, 2014
That moment when you wake up from sleep....
and they ask "u don wake?....
......No,it is my ghost!
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:37pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
checks pocket and finds kryptonium which was giving me by superman,and swallows it,unibenstude#NT gains super powers,and rushs to stop the truck
U better leave before I scatter u, shocked d truck no more moving..please I will like this kind of ur power
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
U better leave before I scatter u, shocked d truck no more moving..please I will like this kind of ur power
muhahahhah,ipledge needs powers,u will have to journey to a foriegn land of konoha ,in there lies a teacher called jirayai,he will teach u the way to gain superpowers.
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:43pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
muhahahhah,ipledge needs powers,u will have to journey to a foriegn land of konoha ,in there lies a teacher called jirayai,he will teach u the way to gain superpowers.
Can I go their with my private,send me the address (already on my google map)
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:44pm On Dec 15, 2014
cheesy
Unibenstudent:
keke no cheap oh,kkeke na 350k
cheesy golf1 sef for better sad
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:44pm On Dec 15, 2014
Rapsodee:
That moment when you wake up from sleep....
and they ask "u don wake?....
......No,it is my ghost!
cheesy cheesy oboy
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by harrysterol(m): 2:46pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
muhahahhah,ipledge needs powers,u will have to journey to a foriegn land of konoha ,in there lies a teacher called jirayai,he will teach u the way to gain superpowers.
wetin truck n keke d find for this thread undecided unibenstudent1 I go arrest u o undecided undecided
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:47pm On Dec 15, 2014
harrysterol:
wetin truck n keke d find for this thread undecided unibenstudent1 I go arrest u o undecided undecided
Are hitting the keke napep? No I dey kiss am
Re: Silly But Funny Questions And Best Answers For Them by Nobody: 2:47pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ipledge:
Can I go their with my private,send me the address (already on my google map)
kilometre 523 sambisa borno

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