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Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by holluphemydavid(m): 8:58pm On Dec 15, 2014
Absolutely true
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 15, 2014
yes
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Elxandre(m): 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2014
Yawnsss.....

Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by vicechancellor(m): 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2014
its true, dats d fun in skul
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by chibwike(m): 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2014
dechandel:
And this was on front page some weeks back o.. Smh for Nl
Has in ehn...and so many threads re languishing in the sidelines
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by ellechrystal(f): 9:01pm On Dec 15, 2014
Ucheosefoh:
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Really? ??
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by ellechrystal(f): 9:02pm On Dec 15, 2014
chibwike:
Has in ehn...and so many threads re languishing in the sidelines
Has in undecided
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by jamesbridget13(f): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2014
n where re d ones dat always feels timid.
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by djwinnie(m): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2014
dis tyn dun mk fp bfur na...wich kind mod seun put na
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by ellechrystal(f): 9:04pm On Dec 15, 2014
Holanid:

u tink m lyk u... ppl lyk u wil later belong to no 7...i met ur "type to be" bk den wen i was stil proudly fresher...
Buhahahahaha. ..murder
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by ellechrystal(f): 9:06pm On Dec 15, 2014
scribble:
the ones with big ukwu and small pocket money that are ready to go grin
Do u ve a problem with big ukwu? grin
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by scribble: 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2014
ellechrystal:

Do u ve a problem with big ukwu? grin

a big wink problem
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by tosyne2much(m): 9:08pm On Dec 15, 2014
Dekingmoses me sef wan join ur league ooooo.. I wan sabi create 10 types of .... grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:10pm On Dec 15, 2014
ellechrystal:

Really? ??
Yes
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by tosyne2much(m): 9:11pm On Dec 15, 2014
Atk01:
And those ajebutters and ajebamas that will always be buying bottle water and holding it in their hands like it is a status symbol. angry

Hahahahahahaha.. This is hilarious
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by shogat(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2014
Dekingmoses:
10 TYPES OF FRESHERS YOU MEET IN CAMPUS
Here are some of the types of freshers you meet in the campus:-

1. The JJCs every little thing amazes them(the buildings, crowd, cars. Etc) You begin to wonder if it is their first time of going out.

2. The ajebohs they flaunt their wealth in the campus and remind you who their father is at every slightest opportunity. They display their phones; take people out for a treat regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category got the money via extortion from their parents and everything normally cease after their first year in school.

3. The gurus first to ask and answer questions in the class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends in the past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work hard.

4. The womanizers the only thing they think of is how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately want to date every girl on campus maybe because of the freedom and
access they enjoy.

5. The socialites similar to the womanizers. They want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they even forget their main motive of being in the campus.

6. The politicians few weeks after reg and they start vying for post(s). They contest for the class/course rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus.

7. The historians some will always tell you about their family, previous school. The most annoying ones are those that always refer to their age and the number of times they
have written jamb. Like who cares!!!

8. The oversabis they claim to know everything going on in the school already as if they have spent 7 years. They try to put people through the reg, knows the names of all the lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naïve.

9. The preachers after resumption theirs is to win as many souls as possible.

10. And the categories of Cool, social, brilliant, handsome/beautiful and well packaged guy/lady
whats with nairaland...i wrote this last week and it was on front page https://www.nairaland.com/2038634/10-types-freshers-meet-campus and here you are plagirizing it.do the needful please
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by anochuko01(m): 9:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
very soon, we'll see a topic like..... ''TEN TYPES OF 'TEN TYPES OF' ON NAIRALAND''
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by shogat(m): 9:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
chibwike:
Has in ehn...and so many threads re languishing in the sidelines
bros i tired for nairaland o.created the topic last week.here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/2038634/10-types-freshers-meet-campus
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Penboy: 9:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
Okay, onto the next topic.
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by shogat(m): 9:14pm On Dec 15, 2014
tosyne2much:
Dekingmoses me sef wan join ur league ooooo.. I wan sabi create 10 types of .... grin
bro this guy na copy n paste o.not like you
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by chibwike(m): 9:15pm On Dec 15, 2014
shogat:
bros i tired for nairaland o.created the topic last week.here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/2038634/10-types-freshers-meet-campus
cc seun
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by shogat(m): 9:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
Atk01:
Hmmmm. Haven't I read this before?
Still funny though.
i wrote it last week https://www.nairaland.com/2038634/10-types-freshers-meet-campus
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by shogat(m): 9:18pm On Dec 15, 2014
Shadyswag:
Dis shit has made frontpage before Na!
copy and paste
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Atk01(f): 9:18pm On Dec 15, 2014
tosyne2much:


Hahahahahahaha.. This is hilarious
smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by tosyne2much(m): 9:21pm On Dec 15, 2014
Atk01:
smiley
I fall in your described category tink
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by tosyne2much(m): 9:22pm On Dec 15, 2014
shogat:
bro this guy na copy n paste o.not like you
how u take dey sure say me no dey do copy and paste ? tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by zyzxx(m): 9:23pm On Dec 15, 2014
I was here.
Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Obinoscopy(m): 9:23pm On Dec 15, 2014
shogat:
bros i tired for nairaland o.created the topic last week.here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/2038634/10-types-freshers-meet-campus

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