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Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by MyInfoo: 7:40am On Dec 16, 2014
Fellow compatriots,

We need not shout nor fight ourselves. President Goodluck Jonathan is a good man as a person, his simplicity and gentleness is second to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I mean, what else are we asking for?
*He has granted Alameisiya 'STATE PARDON' and my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayose to disrupt a court session and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I wonder if Nigeria is sane.
*He locked up the house of Rep from the entrance of the CONSTITUTIONAL speaker of that house.
*7 law makers impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a house of about 26 men, and nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly greater than 19 in base 10, just to cancel the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in 2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in our hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of Petroleum eats and dines with the prexy.
*Another BIGGER & BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for 1st of June, 2015 and you may have to sell your laptop charger before you can buy fuel to charge that same laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent Nigerians were killed in the job scam organized by the Nigerian Immigration Service(NIS) . The Minister
of Interior, Abba Moro, told us the job was "simply mismanaged" and he has retained his office and even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1.2 under #GMB but now it's #186.5 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told us we need an extra $5 billion, through debts of course, so that our economy will not collapse like Humpty-Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal strike killing the future of poor Nigerians, Senator DAVID MARK (son of the soil) built his own PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of course with tax payers' money, and my gentle president followed him to launch the school shamelessly.
*He has spent all money in the treasury and even had to BORROW an extra $1 billion but #BokoHaram keeps getting more equipped than
our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over 15,000 killed by #BokoHaram , over 6 million displaced from their homes and uncountable injured beyond
repairs yet my president went to a a meeting in #KENYA with 7 different PRIVATE JETS..
*clears throat...
* #PHCN is giving their loyal customers GENERATORS as gifts for paying their #electricity bills on time..Grab your COPY NOW!!! .
That's less than 1% of the reasons we need to dance to a new SHOKI, this AWILO is no more wulo for us. Cheers to an unstoppable change..

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Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by FYB(m): 7:54am On Dec 16, 2014
Somtin tells me i 'll make front page ...am i d frst to coment? Ok;-> ..... The Op forgot to add, his government has tought us grama lyk neva b4. Ask first lady.
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by wizzie001(m): 8:15am On Dec 16, 2014
Under this beautiful administration, we Nigerians(olodo) were made to understand that stealing is not corruption. Our president is a scholar indeed lipsrsealed
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by PassingShot(m): 8:17am On Dec 16, 2014
grin grin grin

Abeg, I no fit laffu ooo.
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by PassingShot(m): 8:19am On Dec 16, 2014
But what about the charges against Muhammad Abacha he dropped to get his support? That one also is good nah!
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by 4much: 8:23am On Dec 16, 2014
Front Page Material and not Picture of TOnto Dike in her Bathroom. The Mods must have really taken a whole lot of Ganja cos this days the front page material no dey make sense at all.
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by woodfrank(m): 8:59am On Dec 16, 2014
YAGA! Front Page, here I come.
This is a fantastic write up. If we dull this election, Na we knw ooo.
General Muhammed Buhari all the way!!!
God bless Nigeria!
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by san316(m): 10:20am On Dec 16, 2014
Indeed, GEJ is a gentle man, he is not judgmental. even if you steal, he will forgive you. he is so calm he only uses 39% if his powers. he is forgiving that he forgave the ombatse people that killed some sss personel(through their director.

he also doesn't like rumor mongers that he sacked someone for claiming that $20b got missing.

vote gej 2015. cool
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by clevadani: 12:04pm On Dec 16, 2014
Dis will never make fp. Only threads dat buttlick gej or smear d name of d general r allowed to reach fp
Re: Ironic Reasons Why Jonathan Must Be Voted Come 2015 by Funniez: 12:42pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ok o. U forgot that our first lady would rather die than commit suicide.

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