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Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by iamord(m): 2:20pm On Dec 30, 2014
docadams:
I was taught by grandpa to use dry corn cob. You know you are clean when the bruised yansh starts peppering you. A very objective indicator of cleanliness!
haahaha!! Na your type dey queue for synagogue healing section For yansh tumor. grin
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Sylverbox(m): 2:24pm On Dec 30, 2014
Tissue of course! The a.nus is already a bacterial ladden region so try all what you wish, it would never be 'sterile'. Why should I compromise the status of my fingers just so my a.nus can be clean? Same fingers I use to handle my meals?? No way!!!!!!

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Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by gentle20(m): 2:25pm On Dec 30, 2014
use water first and then use tissue clean d water make he no wet your inner
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by treasuress: 2:26pm On Dec 30, 2014
AdeniyiA:

lol..... get ready to loose the dangling 'neighbour' after the dog finishes the shyte
lol
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by BABANGBALI: 2:26pm On Dec 30, 2014
sauceny:


But u knw ain't lying.
the question was not about tribe,moreover not all Yorubas make use of water,so stop generalising.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by xtervaganza(m): 2:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
natureblack:
Water ......



It helps,most expecially the hairy yanshs....there will always be fragment of sh*t trapped by hair,so that's where water plays a vital role lipsrsealed lipsrsealed











I can't believe I just wrote that....
i don't think you understand this topic. Its about cleaning up after s£x
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by docadams: 2:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
iamord:
haahaha!! Na your type dey queue for synagogue healing section For yansh tumor. grin

My mentor lived for 90+ years without any of such. So aluta..
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by willibounce1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 30, 2014
No long thing. When u shyt, u just gotta TAMBA! Tissue doesn't clean properly, ur yansh go still dey smell. TAMBA with water and clean up with tissue.

Awon smellos...
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by deeptesting(m): 2:30pm On Dec 30, 2014
safarigirl:
Hian? But we've seen this topic on this site before ni...there was a lengthy argument on it sef. When did the mod that put this on FP register on NL?

Ngwanu, banana leaf is the best (that was one of the replies posted on a silmilar thread)

Don`t forget its dry banana or plantain leaf... Chai bush things make sense,oyinbo just carry water and tissue come give us.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by BABANGBALI: 2:31pm On Dec 30, 2014
EJanni:
Thanks honey!
you are welcome baby
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by loomer: 2:31pm On Dec 30, 2014
tea shoe paper
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by deeptesting(m): 2:32pm On Dec 30, 2014
xtervaganza:
i don't think you understand this topic. Its about cleaning up after s£x

Mehn your mind corrupt no ni.... No carry this mind set enter 2015 oh!
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by LadyH(f): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2014
depends lipsrsealed
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by bmoses(f): 2:36pm On Dec 30, 2014
with water, its very clean but with tissue, some particles of feaces will remain, so i prefer water to tissue.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by xtervaganza(m): 2:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
deeptesting:


Mehn your mind corrupt no ni.... No carry this mind set enter 2015 oh!
lol. Make we ask the op then
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by iamord(m): 2:39pm On Dec 30, 2014
docadams:


My mentor lived for 90+ years without any of such. So aluta..
grin ! The only time,I heard of using leaf was in my village! If you bed wet too much they will wear the leaf for u! Wahalai.. From then onwards even if toilet dey munshi u go wake up go piss! My mum told me
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by docadams: 2:45pm On Dec 30, 2014
iamord:
grin ! The only time,I heard of using leaf was in my village! If you bed wet too much they will wear the leaf for u! Wahalai.. From then onwards even if toilet dey munshi u go wake up go piss! My mum told me

Village sweet too much! Though looking back one might say 'I shouldn't be alive'.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by GoodBoi1(m): 2:46pm On Dec 30, 2014
funkiebully:
Yorubas use water, eew! Very gross. Water without soap is not hygienic. I don't shake them.

Use tissue paper, then when bathing sponge ur abuse thoroughly with soap n water.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Dammyjohn(m): 2:46pm On Dec 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


Is that the question?? ?? !

Which way Nigeria?!
I tireoooo .Some people with tribalistic spirit sha.Na waooooo
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by GoodBoi1(m): 2:47pm On Dec 30, 2014
Sylverbox:
Tissue of course! The a.nus is already a bacterial ladden region so try all what you wish, it would never be 'sterile'. Why should I compromise the status of my fingers just so my a.nus can be clean? Same fingers I use to handle my meals?? No way!!!!!!
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Dammyjohn(m): 2:48pm On Dec 30, 2014
stanliwise:
I use both.
Use water & soap to wash and use tissue to dry up.
but if you are in the situation to use one my advise is that u should use water and soap.
You make sense- Person!

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Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by BABANGBALI: 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2014
ChristyG:
dey are still way cleaner dan ur dirty hairy igbotic @$$.it is not only yorubas who use water dumbo.thank God u dont shake them,ur stinky and dirty @$$ belongs in d zoo
God bless you jare. Kiss kiss and 1 billion likes just for you.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by iamord(m): 2:52pm On Dec 30, 2014
docadams:


Village sweet too much! Though looking back one might say 'I shouldn't be alive'.
lol! Modern life sweet pass once u taste it. Its the forbidden fruit
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 30, 2014
if u guys don't come to a conclusion soon I'll stop using anything at all... sad
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Nobody: 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2014
ChristyG:
dey are still way cleaner dan ur dirty hairy igbotic @$$.it is not only yorubas who use water dumbo.thank God u dont shake them,ur stinky and dirty @$$ belongs in d zoo

Sis, that person, out of forming 'neat' just ignorantly displayed ignorance by saying (s)he uses soap - thank God (s)he does not shake Yoruba folks considering how badly (s)he must have fingered her/his butthole from trying to scratch the itch soaps create.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2014
Sylverbox:
Tissue of course! The a.nus is already a bacterial ladden region so try all what you wish, it would never be 'sterile'. Why should I compromise the status of my fingers just so my a.nus can be clean? Same fingers I use to handle my meals?? No way!!!!!!
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lmao!!! guy which one be "y should I compromise d status of my finger"? I almost ran out of the toilet without washing now o...lol...una no go kill person.

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Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by fabulousmann(f): 2:58pm On Dec 30, 2014
majekdom2:
pls not just water alone . water plus dettol.
if u are a lady dettol is not good 4 ur v.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by SavageGarden(m): 2:58pm On Dec 30, 2014
treasuress:
i just call my dog bingo to come and lick the area its very sweet, try it cheesy

After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by eddieedoho: 3:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
Washing with water when there is no soap?, another way of spreading disease. Not decent at all. I had a friend who washes his Anus with water and i dont like shaking his hand its very risky.

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Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by GENTLETEE(m): 3:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
Am used to water cos it is far better.
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by frank4t(m): 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2014
i can't even remember the last time i used tissue paper, strictly on water things
Re: Tissue Paper Or Water: Which Is Better? by Adminisher: 3:10pm On Dec 30, 2014
Water and medicated soap please. Women especially but even for men.

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