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Some Funny African Proverbs by Bantino: 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2014
Funny but true African proverbs

1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).

3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).

4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).

5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).

6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).

7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).

8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).

Feel free to add yours!!!

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Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by Bantino: 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2014
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Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by HenCq15: 8:05pm On Dec 21, 2014
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Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by JoshM96: 10:13pm On Dec 22, 2014
He who is capable of drinking alomo bitters without blinking is capable of murder...Nigerian

she who can fry bunches of plantain without tasting a slice is a good wife material... Ondo state Nigeria
Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by diremi12(m): 8:31am On Dec 26, 2014
Bantino:
Funny but true African proverbs

1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).

3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).

4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).

5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).

6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).

7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).

8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).

Feel free to add yours!!!
Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by Nobody: 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
-It is only a stubborn cow that goes to America and comes back as canned beef (Nigeria)

-Any man who cuts peppersoup meat with his eyes wide open is capable of murder (Nigeria)

-He who fully unwraps a shawarma before eating it cannot keep a secret (Nigeria)

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