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|Some Funny African Proverbs by Bantino: 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2014|
Funny but true African proverbs
1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).
2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).
3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).
4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).
5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).
6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).
7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).
8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).
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|Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by Bantino: 5:36pm On Dec 21, 2014|
|Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by HenCq15: 8:05pm On Dec 21, 2014|
|Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by JoshM96: 10:13pm On Dec 22, 2014|
He who is capable of drinking alomo bitters without blinking is capable of murder...Nigerian
she who can fry bunches of plantain without tasting a slice is a good wife material... Ondo state Nigeria
|Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by diremi12(m): 8:31am On Dec 26, 2014|
|Re: Some Funny African Proverbs by Nobody: 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2014|
-It is only a stubborn cow that goes to America and comes back as canned beef (Nigeria)
-Any man who cuts peppersoup meat with his eyes wide open is capable of murder (Nigeria)
-He who fully unwraps a shawarma before eating it cannot keep a secret (Nigeria)
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