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Laff Laff Laff!!! by Joshkid(m): 11:44am On Dec 24, 2014
You were born in a first
class hospital,
I was born at home- but
we are all living..
You woke up from bed, I
woke up from a mat
on
the floor- we all had sleep.
You drink champagne, I
drink life beer- we all
got
drank.
You eat fried rice, I eat
akpu- we all get
full.
You dress in imported suits
and Gucci,
I dress in okirika and
die- we
all cover our nudity.
You drive lexus 350, I use
voxwagen- we all reached our
destination.
You are reading this from
your iPhone or Samsung galaxy
S5,
I wrote my post using
C2- we are all
reading this
post.
Why should I kill myself??
Why should I commit
suicide?.....Life is just but a combat.though life give
me 1000
reason to cry but I will Neva cry bcus ma God
liveth.jus say
thank u God

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