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WHICH OF THESE PLAYS DID YOU PLAY AS A CHILD?? by daddyrich: 12:01pm On Dec 24, 2014
WHICH OF THESE PLAYS DID YOU PLAY AS A CHILD?

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up 4 Him, then send this to 7pple if u Luv Jesus. I DO
Re: WHICH OF THESE PLAYS DID YOU PLAY AS A CHILD?? by Nobody: 3:33pm On Dec 24, 2014
Mehn... you're real nigerian!
Re: WHICH OF THESE PLAYS DID YOU PLAY AS A CHILD?? by great664(m): 8:03pm On Dec 24, 2014
Thanks for Making my Day, those are the good old days when we know nothing like PROBLEM or STRESS. *Raise Glass* To the Good Old Days!









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MERRY CHRISTMAS
Re: WHICH OF THESE PLAYS DID YOU PLAY AS A CHILD?? by daddyrich: 11:06pm On Dec 24, 2014
Did u go behind the radio or tried to open it to see those people who were talking in the radio? talk true o

Or did u try to touch the people appearing in the TV set. lol

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