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Nigeria Should Hire This Guy To #bringbackourgirls – Check CV by 9jabulettin: 10:00am On Dec 26, 2014
Hello there, I just thought I should let you guys know about me, that is if you don’t already know about me.

Before you read this CV, I want you to cast and bind every spirit of ‘Doubting Thomas’ that may be inside you. Deal?

Here we go…


Collecting teeth from live lions

Catching bullets with bare hands

Jogging up and down mountain Everest.


I fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck and used its teeth to skin a live crocodile.

I held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours, 5mins and 45 seconds…..

I Jogged round the world in a day

I survived two suicide bomb attacks.


I went to Mars to charge my phone.

I can speak 10,598 languages.

I beat Jet Li, Muhammad Ali and John Cena on the same day.

I am the first human to land on the sun without sweating.

I sat down on a bomb to stop it from exploding.

I became a president without having a shoe.


I pushed a trailer into the gutter because they parked it near my house.

I swallowed a grenade by mistake.


I failed to kill 100 gorrilas with one punch. However, 99 died instantly and the last one is now crippled.


Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me and secondly, when I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.


I really don’t like bragging.

I hate liars.

What do you think ?


Re: Nigeria Should Hire This Guy To #bringbackourgirls – Check CV by spartoo: 10:02am On Dec 26, 2014
that's chuck Norris

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Re: Nigeria Should Hire This Guy To #bringbackourgirls – Check CV by Vince77(m): 10:14am On Dec 26, 2014
Re: Nigeria Should Hire This Guy To #bringbackourgirls – Check CV by Nobody: 11:05am On Dec 26, 2014
You know even try.....that is quarter of my credential

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