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Would You Hire This Guy ? by Txlonghorn(m): 10:47am On Apr 06, 2006
Subject:        Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by kajad(m): 10:53am On Apr 06, 2006
LMAO! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by spikelord(m): 11:18am On Apr 06, 2006
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My thang is laughing!
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by beyunce(f): 12:38pm On Apr 06, 2006
haha.
I dont mind employing you.
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Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by rikkyjen(m): 2:32pm On Apr 06, 2006
beyonce, you can employ me, i have better characteristics !!!!walahi-talahi, i would do better!!! grin grin Lmfao
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by 2cantango(f): 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2006
lmao grin cool
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Rolly: 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2006
yo!!! this is sooo funny!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by diddy4(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2006
yo this is funny, grin grin but the penis never put in his reasons for requesting a raise that the place he works stinks. grin
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by ZuluNation(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2006
I wonder what kind of benefits the have at this job cheesy cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Efani(m): 11:51pm On Apr 06, 2006
it was aiight
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by nike4luv(f): 12:22am On Apr 07, 2006
baaah cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by micklplus(m): 8:42am On Apr 07, 2006
niceee one ! great and very nice cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Oracle(m): 2:59am On Apr 10, 2006
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Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by kellygirl(f): 4:43pm On Apr 17, 2006
shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by mukina2: 5:06pm On Apr 17, 2006
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this is sooo very funny. grin
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by seductive(f): 12:50am On Apr 18, 2006
u r tha best
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Zahymaka(m): 12:53am On Apr 18, 2006
This is crazy Tx. Thanks for making me laugh.
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Madukaele(m): 7:31pm On Jun 27, 2010
lolz
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jun 27, 2010
A very creative KPI's of M_n_liness. I like this joke. wink
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by atikubaba(m): 10:43pm On Jun 27, 2010
very creative
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by hectorswag(m): 10:51pm On Jun 27, 2010
Yeah really creative! Buh nt dat funny undecided
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by bighead1(m): 1:23am On Jun 28, 2010
i go hire am abeg

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lmao
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by EfemenaXY: 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2010
Nice 1! cheesy
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by eros(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAH grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Good thinking
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by dani1luv: 1:52pm On Jun 28, 2010
I Love it grin
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by VALIDATOR: 3:53pm On Jul 01, 2010
what a nice joke grin grin grin
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by pappy4real(m): 4:43pm On Jul 01, 2010
crazily funny
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2010
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Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by sylve11: 2:41pm On Jul 13, 2010
funny grin cool
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by clemcykul(f): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
a very hardworking d***********K
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by whiteroses(f): 8:49pm On Jul 14, 2010
i'd hire this bad boy before that grin

Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by StudioCFR(m): 8:10am On Jul 15, 2010
Whatevs

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