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Would You Hire This Guy ? by Txlonghorn(m): 10:47am On Apr 06, 2006 |
Subject: Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by kajad(m): 10:53am On Apr 06, 2006 |
LMAO! |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by spikelord(m): 11:18am On Apr 06, 2006 |
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE My thang is laughing! |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by beyunce(f): 12:38pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
haha. I dont mind employing you. |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by rikkyjen(m): 2:32pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
beyonce, you can employ me, i have better characteristics !!!!walahi-talahi, i would do better!!! Lmfao |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by 2cantango(f): 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
lmao |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Rolly: 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
yo!!! this is sooo funny!!!!!! |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by diddy4(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
yo this is funny, but the penis never put in his reasons for requesting a raise that the place he works stinks. |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by ZuluNation(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
I wonder what kind of benefits the have at this job |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Efani(m): 11:51pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
it was aiight |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by nike4luv(f): 12:22am On Apr 07, 2006 |
baaah |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by micklplus(m): 8:42am On Apr 07, 2006 |
niceee one ! great and very nice |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Oracle(m): 2:59am On Apr 10, 2006 |
:d :d :d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by kellygirl(f): 4:43pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by mukina2: 5:06pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
this is sooo very funny. |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by seductive(f): 12:50am On Apr 18, 2006 |
u r tha best |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Zahymaka(m): 12:53am On Apr 18, 2006 |
This is crazy Tx. Thanks for making me laugh. |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Madukaele(m): 7:31pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
lolz |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
A very creative KPI's of M_n_liness. I like this joke. |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by atikubaba(m): 10:43pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
very creative |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by hectorswag(m): 10:51pm On Jun 27, 2010 |
Yeah really creative! Buh nt dat funny |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by bighead1(m): 1:23am On Jun 28, 2010 |
i go hire am abeg lmao |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by EfemenaXY: 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
Nice 1! |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by eros(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAH Good thinking |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by dani1luv: 1:52pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
I Love it |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by VALIDATOR: 3:53pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
what a nice joke |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by pappy4real(m): 4:43pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
crazily funny |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by sylve11: 2:41pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
funny |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by clemcykul(f): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
a very hardworking d***********K |
Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by whiteroses(f): 8:49pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
i'd hire this bad boy before that
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Re: Would You Hire This Guy ? by StudioCFR(m): 8:10am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Whatevs |
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