Who am I?

In 2003: I lost;

In 2007: I lost again;

In 2011: I lost woefully again and

In 2015: I will surely and sorely lose again.

In 2019: I’ll contest again, and I will definitely lose:
I’ve ALL it takes to lose! It’s in me!!

Hints::

Morbid intolerance—especially the religious and
ethnic brands—is my guiding principle. This is the
reason I usually soak all my speeches in blood. If I
can’t have something, then no one should have it!
In other words, it’s either my way or the bokoway!

I’m a retired kidnapper. Recall that I sent my thugs
to bring back some fellow from the UK in a crate

I’m a septuagenarian; there is little or no juice left
in me.

I hate democracy! Forget that I’m preaching it now
—it’s just a means to an end! Remember that as an
experienced coup plotter, I ‘supervised’ the ouster
of a legitimate government sometime in the 80s

You don’t want to know what I know about Boko
Haram! I believe the Boko Haram martyrs that you call ‘idiots’ should not be killed but given amnesty like those criminal Niger Delta militants.

One petulant, small man, who is now aspiring to
govern Kaduna State, once described me as PU! I
don’t mean Jega’s Polling Units...I mean
‘Perpetually Unelectable’!! Can you imagine that he
actually referred to me as General ehm boo-harry-porter, GCFR,PU!

Luckily for me, when I was at the helm of affairs,
there was no internet, let alone social media. So
there is little or no evidence of the atrocities I
committed back then. The nearest to the truth that you’d get would be narratives from those who were adults when I was drunk with power.

Don't vote for me! I’ll disappoint you with a loss as
usual!

lol guy u r funny

well...
you have spoken well, as a very stewpeed being that you are.
i guess if your farrda were to contest for the head of ya family, he wont have even your vote
peace out

diremi12:
well...
you have spoken well, as a very stewpeed being that you are.
i guess if your farrda were to contest for the head of ya family, he wont have even your vote
peace out

If THEY insulted, spat-on, and even killed Jesus for saying the truth.....Who am I?

Enen