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Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2008
A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO CHURCH , TO MAKE A CONFESION TO A PRIEST,AND THE MAN ASKED HER WHAT IS THE MATTER. SHE THEN SAID MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME. THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTH AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U, SHE SAID NO,HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING U TO BE CRYING, THEN THE GIRL SAID HE GAVE ME AIDS, THE PASTOR,THEN FAINTED[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by studio43(m): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2008
HEHE,

that serve' him right!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Magnate021(m): 8:45pm On Dec 11, 2008
funny one!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 11, 2008
;d
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 8:48pm On Dec 11, 2008
thats the reason why guys must look for NAFDAC number
before we start to dey unrap the package
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by dbaptist1(m): 10:21pm On Dec 11, 2008
shola how does one get d said nafdac number?
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 11:29pm On Dec 11, 2008
@ d- baptist
Make sure u first look for expiry date under or at backassle
and ask since when don open the container and how many people
don donate
it very important to ask all this before u move further
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by irawo16(m): 8:24am On Dec 12, 2008
photocopy,
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by nowat(f): 8:51am On Dec 12, 2008
ko easy
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 11:45pm On Dec 12, 2008
at least
teni n teni
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by just2nice(m): 12:10am On Dec 13, 2008
sholabanke:

@ d- baptist
Make sure u first look for expiry date under or at backassle
and ask since when don open the container and how many people
don donate
it very important to ask all this before u move further
That one na long procedure o!!!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 12:11am On Dec 13, 2008
okay
give am short code
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by SUXXI(m): 7:08am On Dec 13, 2008
Funny one!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by DereI(f): 7:11am On Dec 13, 2008
Must the pastor describe wetin them do to the girl by doing it?
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by otikpoko(m): 7:12am On Dec 13, 2008
That's a funny one!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by otikpoko(m): 7:13am On Dec 13, 2008
That's a funny one!
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by DereI(f): 7:15am On Dec 13, 2008
otikpoko:

That's a funny one!

Is it funny enough for you to post 2wice? grin
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by just2nice(m): 8:03am On Dec 13, 2008
Na so we see am.
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 2:13pm On Dec 13, 2008
mayb the guy something else
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:19pm On Dec 15, 2008
[size=13pt] grin grin grin grin grin grin haha! Guy What do you mean. . . . . but you excusse me cause my Fiance is the Pretty type.ooooh! you what make i live em go flirt with Wowo& Ugly Lady? huh mmmmmh U're so Funny!! tongue.i Love pretty Ladies,i know what u're trying to say here but note! all Fingers are not Equal,all the ladies nor bi thesame.so,nor worry about this advice you dey give me.errrr. . . .errrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/size]

Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Jeovy(m): 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2008
Ogaga4Luv,

you dey do advert?
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Dec 15, 2008
no mind am,

he doesnt know that ive toasted his babe and she has fallen grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 6:05pm On Dec 15, 2008
the babe just left my place now
and she promised to come back in two days time
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by StanP(m): 6:26pm On Dec 15, 2008
na warri pastor be that, i swear
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by clemcykul(f): 10:22am On Dec 16, 2008
u don dey expose ur kinsmen wella grin
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by sholabanke(m): 8:55pm On Dec 16, 2008
@stanP
who tell u where d pastor come from?
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by origina9ja(f): 1:24pm On Feb 03, 2009
:d
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:24am On Dec 06, 2009
[size=13pt]origina9ja there's an error. . . .ERROR . . . . .error!, you bera correct the dang thing . undecided[/size]
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by studio43(m): 8:44am On Dec 06, 2009
Chaii. I know sey na dis kind jokes wey involve women dey fit last for Nlanda
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by D1KeleVra(m): 8:22am On Dec 07, 2009
*yawns* fc!kign monday mornings sad
Re: Beware Of Pretty Lady by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:24pm On Dec 07, 2009
[size=13pt]I laugh. . . . . . . . . grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
studio43:

Chaii. I know sey na dis kind jokes wey involve women dey fit last for Nlanda

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