market.
No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky ,it will
definitely come down to look for food
Respect the fools to avoid noise
The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths
does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter
than banana
No Matter How Hot Your Anger May Be, It Cannot Cook
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
however much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will
always remain behind
Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her
what killed the husband.
'A child can play with its mother's bosoms, but not its
father's testicles'
There's no virgin in a maternity ward...
It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than
to fall in love and break your heart.
If A Man Wants To Grow A Long Tooth, He Should Have
The Lip To Cover it.
An agama lizard in the village will always remain an
agama in town
"When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole
nearby"
‘It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that
perches on the scrotum’
Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand,and di man
wey carry fufu for head,na who go find who go?
Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot.
Person wey madman don bite before if im see mechanic
he go take off
Ear wey no dey hear word, go follow head fall for
ground when dem cut am
Na person wey poo and im no clean yash fly dey follow
pass
Na when rain stop naim person wey carry umbrella dey
know say na load hin carry.
Never underestimate the power of silly people in large
numbers.
Don’t mistake a short man for a boy
Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.
A goat’s frown cannot stop it from being taken to the
market.
A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.
No matter how far you urinate, the last
drop always falls at your feet’’
My favorite: because of say sun too hot no mean say
fowl go lay boiled egg...........feel free to add ur