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Funny Nigerian Phrases by sirAliyu(m): 12:14pm On Jan 01, 2015
[color=#000099][/color]...LWKMD,, Nigerians are so funny especially illiterates. Here are some examples of these, phrases I've heard

1.Stop standing in the back of my front
2.Make a straight circle
3.Leave the line and join the que
4.How comes I didn't see you
5.He is tall in complexion
6.He is dark in height
7.How far can you jump?
share yours pls
Re: Funny Nigerian Phrases by delishpot: 12:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
1-When you dey come go market now?
2-I am comming to go there now/ I dey come go there now.
Re: Funny Nigerian Phrases by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
I beg to disagree. undecided
Re: Funny Nigerian Phrases by mizjules(f): 12:22pm On Jan 01, 2015
I disagree.. Make a big circle, like ur mothers cooking pot. Been there since childhood op stop twisting tongue

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