Giitheon:
Guys good morning..i was cleared on wednesday by submitting my file..tho d clearance officer didn't complain of anything,so i presume all is well.But i have constantly jogged into my student record,anticipating 'cleared' but all i see is clearance requested....i rep Cve Engr.pls is der anyone dat submitted dier file on wednesday,dat has been 'cleared' online?

Av u gotten ur eligibility slip?!

haywhy911:
med.n' surgery nko? Do they have a dress code?

Nah.

crazydude1:
yh....the complete info is now on uniben's website....looks like only freshers will start booking 4rm nov 3rd.

k

barnacle:
go life go life go life, shake it up shake it up, go life go life....till fade

..... but na because una plenty oh. D beautiful ones overshadwd d 'jst theres'.

AngryArmani:

oga no o. Medicine girls nko? The girls in law are just kids, ukwuless nd bleh. One or two guys there rep well

Shey? Most Law girls were skinny.

Ebayray:



Av u gotten ur eligibility slip?!

no nt yet...i have nt payed d sch fee

Ebayray:


. Choi, is uniben giving u any prize for been the first!.

Hope you had breakfast b4 u left the house sha?!

Breakfast is on a break. Now I am no.3 on the row. I hope I will get cleared today

Giitheon:
no nt yet...i have nt payed d sch fee

Alright, did dy say u should pay first before getting the slip?!

RegalD:

Breakfast is on a break. Now I am no.3 on the row. I hope I will get cleared today

Lolz, Alright, Goodluck with that..

I admire your determination in been cleared today

Venus007:
Shey? Most Law girls were skinny.

Choi, some were OK na

DIARY OF UNIBEN CLEARANCE
It was now the following day of which I concluded that I was not smart enough the previous day else I would have been cleared. I got to the hall at around past six in the morning.
This time I was on the second row. My hope was actually lifted high up. An instinct of mine actually told me I have false hope.
Our clearance officers among all others came last. Some hours after they were cleared, the 'red cross guys' as they were normally called came to pick the first three to be cleared. After those fellows have been taken away, my hope was further listed up. At about 1:10PM, which is about two hours since the first sect of people have been taken, drastically my high hopes became as low as they can ever be.
I decided that instead of waiting for something that is not coming, I will go to the bursary department in order to collect my receipt. I went there and I met about a few of engineering guys as we wait to get our turn to enter room 44.
I met one of my faculty mate who behaves in a 'hobbledehoynous' manner. At every stupid and non-funny statement he makes, I just laugh because if not, he might probably make a joke of me. It did not take me too long for it to be my turn.
I collected pen from a guy who is next in turn after me, I went in. I was given my receipt and at the same time ordered to tell the next person to wait until after he, the one who gave me the receipt, is through eating.
I went back to the auditorium with a fulfilled mind. I had to stay for hours without being cleared. A friend of mine, how lucky he is, was cleared on that very day. I became so angry at him as if he is responsible for my frustration. I almost punched him, but on remembering the 'Affidavit of Good conduct' I resigned to fate. I went back to the hostel devastatingly devastated.
Later in the day, some evangelist came to my room to preach, they were without a Bible. One of 'em came to tell me, prophecy to me as he would say, that I should beware of girls in my 300L. This got me bizarre, had this guy knew I was a celibate they wouldn't have said what they said. Moreover, it is an advice to any 100L student to beware of vices in the school especially 300L; but the best Adviser is their 'first semester result'. They talked, prophesied, talked and prophesied. They left with a promise of coming back for me in particular after a friend of mine revealed to them about my stance on celibacy.

Venus007:
Shey? Most Law girls were skinny.

d boys were looking unkempt

has anyone submitted d record file

Ebayray:



Lolz, Alright, Goodluck with that..

I admire your determination in been cleared today

The day before the day that was before today. I came 5:00AM numbered 10 yet I wasn't cleared; I have much hope today.£
Are you a staylite?

Ebayray:


Alright, did dy say u should pay first before getting the slip?!

yes jare.....i tld me to go nd pay sch fee.....maybe i'd pay first,bfore i'd be formally cleared

RegalD:

On my way to auditorium at 4:16AM

he he he..... That's how the game is played now.

@ebayray: hey,nice work you doing in here with ur advice. I have since done online clearance and I am yet to see a date for physical clearance on my kofa page. I did online clearance Tuesday this week. My Student record page still shows clearance requested. No date,no physical clearance appointment. What should I do. I trust your advice.

tallestVic:
@ebayray: hey,nice work you doing in here with ur advice. I have since done online clearance and I am yet to see a date for physical clearance on my kofa page. I did online clearance Tuesday this week. My Student record page still shows clearance requested. No date,no physical clearance appointment. What should I do. I trust your advice.

Ummmm, thanks, I appreciate...

Check again by 6pm today and update your personal data cos it will say outdated...
But it ought to av shown by naw o?!.. Did you check ur clearance data first?!

Giitheon:
yes jare.....i tld me to go nd pay sch fee.....maybe i'd pay first,bfore i'd be formally cleared

Yeah... Olright... Do as dy commanded u naw

RegalD:

The day before the day that was before today. I came 5:00AM numbered 10 yet I wasn't cleared; I have much hope today.£
Are you a staylite?

Hahahaha @ d day b4 d day......


No, am a freshman like u...

OK. I think i have update personal details because I remember filling stuff like next of kin,home address etc on my student record page. Thanks. Would do as you advised. I am not disappointed in you.

akpobi:

d boys were looking unkempt

Chai, una don finish us!!!!!

tallestVic:
OK. I think i have update personal details because I remember filling stuff like next of kin,home address etc on my student record page. Thanks. Would do as you advised. I am not disappointed in you.

Hmmmm, Alright...
Den check ur clearance data @am sure you didn't check it... Check it naw pls...

Ebayray:


Hahahaha @ d day b4 d day......

No, am a freshman like u...

Which course? Have you been cleared?

akpobi:
has anyone submitted d record file

Yuppie, I ave

RegalD:

Which course?
Have you been cleared?

L. A. W.


Yuppie, m thru with mine...

Breakfast is on a break. Now I am no.3 on the row. I hope I will get cleared today[/quote] Ar u an engineering student

@ebayray:OK. Just did. Nothing yet. I am hopeful though and many thanks..more of you would make the world not just go round but come alive. Have you been cleared? What faculty?

tallestVic:
@ebayray:OK. Just did. Nothing yet. I am hopeful though and many thanks..more of you would make the world not just go round but come alive. Have you been cleared? What faculty?

Alright...
Amen oh nd you too!.
Yes I've been cleared...
Law.


Wat course did you apply for?!.
Send me ur login details so I could be checking for ya(if you don't mind). PM it to ma mail

RegalD:

Breakfast is on a break. Now I am no.3 on the row. I hope I will get cleared today

Ar u an engineering student

Ebayray:



Choi, are you at Lasgidi?!!.
If so, take an early bus to Benin nd by den, maybe u would av reached Benin..

Safe journey # Odabo o!!!!

please will I be cleared today??

Ijehk7:
please will I be cleared today??

Yeah, u can... Are you in Benin already?!.
You can clear on any day, issnor uniben, don't some people clear a day before matric?!.

U'll be fine