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Yes.: 34% (11 votes)
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Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:10pm On Nov 30, 2009
[size=13pt]Yes ooo. . . . . grin , Can you come and join me. . . ? wink[/size]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by D1KeleVra(m): 9:55pm On Nov 30, 2009
i'd rather not smiley nor vesx
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by studio43(m): 10:34pm On Nov 30, 2009
Lord Have Mercy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by clemcykul(f): 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2009
on poor old studioo embarassed
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:11pm On Dec 01, 2009
[size=13pt]Why you guys dey pretend for me. . . abeg enter inside hell jare. wink[/size]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:50am On Mar 24, 2010
wink wink
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Why you guys dey pretend for me. . . abeg enter inside hell jare. wink[/size]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2010
must u revive this? silly old man. . . carry ur cane before i use range rover fender park u for gutter
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:43am On Mar 25, 2010
[size=13pt]mmm , e dey pain you. . . .?[/size][url=http://s332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smilling%20Smilley/?action=view&current=5-2.gif][/url]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Mar 25, 2010
i dnt think so.
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:17pm On Jun 17, 2010
[size=13pt]I don't think so too. . . .was only tryn'a find his mouth . grin[/size]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by bayleyjoan(f): 11:31pm On Sep 29, 2010
WAS THAT MEANT TO BE A JOKE? PLEASE DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME MR POSTER. A TWO YEARS OLD BABY CAN EVEN DO BETA[flash=200,200][/flash]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:28pm On Sep 30, 2010
[size=13pt]That was meant to be a funny joke in the first place and in the other hand I think God must be called out to answer some question why on earth he haven't been online for a while now. grin grin wink[/size]

bayleyjoan:

WAS THAT MEANT TO BE A JOKE? PLEASE DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME MR POSTER. A TWO YEARS OLD BABY CAN EVEN DO BETA[flash=200,200][/flash]
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by sats: 10:47pm On Sep 30, 2010
hiss
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by oweniwe(m): 5:30am On Oct 01, 2010
Ogaga- Ogene, how you de? I de greet o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Kunbee: 12:56am On Oct 02, 2010
Stale crap
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:56pm On Oct 27, 2010
[size=13pt]I 'm doing great Oniovo. . . .sending greetings back to you dear , how was your chat with God? grin grin[/size]

oweniwe:

Ogaga- Ogene, how you de? I de greet o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2010
I see u still dey into the demonic stuff?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

<shivers>
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by CArt(m): 3:09pm On Oct 28, 2010
Does Ogaga4Luv hate God?
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:47pm On Oct 28, 2010
[size=13pt]You don't need to shiver darling. . . .I'm still on my demonic stuffs but don't worry My demon's are friendly . LOL  grin grin wink[/size]

Efemena_xy:

I see u still dey into the demonic stuff??  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

<shivers>
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:50pm On Oct 28, 2010
[size=13pt]Yes. . . Ogaga4Luv hate God my dear . cheesy cheesy wink[/size]

CArt:

Does Ogaga4Luv hate God?
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 1:04am On Oct 29, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]You don't need to shiver darling. . . .I'm still on my demonic stuffs but don't worry My demon's are friendly . LOL grin grin wink[/size]


Are u kidding me man?? shocked shocked shocked

**Feels an eerie breeze**

**Teeth chatters uncontrollably!!**

**Shivers! Shivers!! Shivers!!!**


I guess u must be having a ball with halloween just around the corner. . .
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:50am On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]ain't kidding ya darling. . . .?

please , all you have to do is remove fear out your mind and that can help

control your feelings. . .


hell yeah. . . I'm em my Halloween thing over here . so , much bloody and cripple stuffs I've offered . grin grin

Bu haha. . . .I saw what you did last night cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
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Efemena_xy:

Are u kidding me man?? shocked shocked shocked

**Feels an eerie breeze**

**Teeth chatters uncontrollably!!**

**Shivers! Shivers!! Shivers!!!**


I guess u must be having a ball with halloween just around the corner. . .
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 10:16am On Oct 29, 2010
Last night??

undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:30am On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Yep! last night you did something with your boyfriend . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy- remember ? wink[/size]

Efemena_xy:

Last night??

undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:37am On Oct 29, 2010
^^ I did??
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:45am On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Yeah. . . you've seen what i mean . you did or don't you? hehe , don't tell me last night wasn't something else . grin grin- OK , it's time to meet you on facebook . send me a request on the link below. wink[/size]

www.facebook.com/people/Ogaga-Onowighose/1100261017

Efemena_xy:

^^ I did??
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:50am On Oct 29, 2010
shior shocked shocked shocked

Bros take am easy, nor be by force now embarassed embarassed

Besides, I don't do facebook tongue tongue
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Efe dear i won't believe you are not on facebook. . .or you don't just wanna add me there . well , ain't forcing you my dear , only trying to sail up our boat of friendship and keep em touch always .

I guess you're kidding me . . .everybody have facebook even lions and cats do have an account. wink
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Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Lolajoy(f): 12:04pm On Oct 29, 2010
@ogaga funny****
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 12:09pm On Oct 29, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Efe dear i won't believe you are not on facebook. . .or you don't just wanna add me there . well , ain't forcing you my dear , only trying to sail up our boat of friendship and keep em touch always .

I guess you're kidding me . . .everybody have facebook even lions and cats do have an account. wink
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Really?? grin grin grin

and yes, we are friends Ogaga tongue tongue tongue

now come here jor! kiss kiss kiss
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:13pm On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Heyy[b] lola[/b]. . . you welcome to the house and thank you. wink wink[/size]

Lolajoy:

@ogaga funny****
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:16pm On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Yeah darling. . . everyone have facebook . I know we're friends and beyond but i really wanna keep em touch fully and need you on my facebook list . grin grin wink

here i am , you can kiss me as you want --- kiss kiss kiss kiss wink
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Efemena_xy:

Really?? grin grin grin

and yes, we are friends Ogaga tongue tongue tongue

now come here jor! kiss kiss kiss

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