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Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 12:33pm On Oct 29, 2010
<smiles sweetly at him>

Ogaga??
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:40pm On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Yeah. . . that's my name darling , I've loved the way you call em .

tell me you serious you don't truly have facebook. . . smiley
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Efemena_xy:

<smiles sweetly at him>

Ogaga??
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 12:46pm On Oct 29, 2010
Need u to do something for me - 'tis the season anyway

Pls cast a spell on Studio for me. . .he's giving me a headache, & I can't concentrate on you embarassed embarassed embarassed

**Whispers: Baby, Will u do that for me?? pls??**

kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2010
[size=13pt]Oh yeah this is the season darling. . .and i can do em for you but for only 1 condition . that is , if you can approve our meet-up on there I'm ready to do any thing you are going to ask me to do .

Like you can see , I'm a spell master and i have use em to achieve beyond the supernatural .

** whispering into her eyes back- why don't you add me and see what your man can offer that little pervert pesting you?***
wink wink
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Efemena_xy:

Need u to do something for me - 'tis the season anyway

Pls cast a spell on Studio for me. . .he's giving me a headache, & I can't concentrate on you embarassed embarassed embarassed

**Whispers: Baby, Will u do that for me?? pls??**

kiss kiss kiss kiss


Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 1:28pm On Oct 29, 2010
Baby, I will - I will kiss kiss

'tis all about free will

but, in the meantime meet me here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-534314.32.html

need to put the fear of lipsrsealed lipsrsealed into this little piece of s.- h -. i -. t head wink wink wink
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by dollykeyz(f): 1:45pm On Nov 01, 2010
y is the joke so borin ? or is dat not the joke ?
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:38pm On Nov 01, 2010
[size=13pt]Did you mean '' Boring ''? well , i see nothing boring than a joke my dear. . . maybe , God can answer your question more better but not the Nigerian LOL grin grin grin wink[/size]

dollykeyz:

y is the joke so borin ? or is dat not the joke ?
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:52pm On Nov 01, 2010
^^ hey

you back from trick or treating??

grin grin grin
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:46am On Nov 02, 2010
[size=13pt]Yeah. . . . grin grin grin

I'm fully back darling. . . wink
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Efemena_xy:

^^ hey

you back from trick or treating??

grin grin grin
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:16pm On Nov 02, 2010
^^ Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:26am On Nov 03, 2010
[size=13pt]I told you. . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy wink[/size]

Efemena_xy:

^^ Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:30pm On Nov 03, 2010
hmmm??

Told me what? smiley smiley
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2010
[size=13pt]About Facebook nawww. . . please darling , don't say you haven't still make up your mind yet . . .  smiley [/size]

Efemena_xy:

hmmm??

Told me what?  smiley smiley
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 10:52pm On Nov 09, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]About Facebook nawww. . . please darling , don't say you haven't still make up your mind yet . . . smiley [/size]


how about you recite me a nice poem for starters??

erm. . . maybe something from William Wandsworth??

and then maybe one from a subsaharan poet too?? grin grin grin
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:48pm On Nov 23, 2010
[size=13pt]Still watching from the dark. . .but , huh what about my request. . .OK , i know you are scared but I've promised not to bite . I'm a friendly Goblin!! grin grin wink [/size]

Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Nov 23, 2010
^^ Damn!!

you don't ever give up do you??

grin grin grin grin
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:28pm On Nov 25, 2010
[size=13pt]I never. . .  grin grin

Darling , see you haven't make any move to know me  as i want . I won't give up on you until something happen and see changes in your respond. I luv you  kiss kiss wink
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Efemena_xy:

^^ Damn!!

you don't ever give up do you??

grin grin grin grin
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by EfemenaXY: 11:26pm On Nov 26, 2010
**Blushes!!**

Ogaga I'm still the same girl o!

I never change - nothing do me

anyways - how've u been jor? I hardly see u in the Jokes Section these days cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:03pm On Mar 28, 2012
[size=13pt]Sorry efe for my long silent , it isn't because i was busy with works but also the joke section doesn't really interest me so much. so , most of the time I'm on I'll be busy on other threads @ the Romance , Movie ,Religion , Music side of the forum . I so much miss u and dunno want to miss u again so long . have u got a facebook now? [/size]

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