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Reasons Why I Will not Vote GEJ by fingard02k(m): 10:20pm On Jan 12, 2015
I'm not a political brouhaha but these are the reasons why i won't vote for Jonathan.

-No steady light, the low voltage we
managed to get, when our phones are plugged in ,instead of charging, it discharges.

-After using the toilet, the closet won't flush itself.

-I liked Jonathan's picture on Facebook, he didn't like back.

-our street lights are always on ,even in the night.

-My airtime is always deducted
whenever I make call,even when i call mtn Customer care.

-My soup got burnt while i was
watching that video by patience Jonathan on chibok girls 'diaris God oh'

-The increase in the price of fuel,A
litre is now costlier than condom. [the type i use though ]

-My phone broke cos I smashed it
against the wall.

-cos Teri Bauer died in season 1 of 24.

-our roads are being built with coal tar instead of Gold tar.

-GEJ can't even reduce this heavenly
A.C , he wants the cold weather to kill us but tell him that 'anyi chi sweater'

-I still subscribe weekly, I thought by now free Wi-Fi would have been everywhere even in the grave.

-I have to sit down to watch the
television, I need it to be following me around.

-Insecurity, Every citizen should have atleast two body guards assigned to them.

-I Was bitten by a mosquito last night, doesn't he know he should be fumigating the whole Nigeria at least every 3days?

-I don't go to church, why? cos it's far from my residence, he should build at least a church in every citizen's compound.

-I have 4000 friends on Facebook, but the highest online I've ever seen is 450,Where are others? I guess they have also been
kidnapped by boko haram.

Can you imagine? a president of a whole nigeria cant even come on natione TV to welcome us into marmattan...this man has failed us.
Re: Reasons Why I Will not Vote GEJ by pacesetter939: 10:22pm On Jan 12, 2015
I've got countless reasons not to. Chief amongst them is GEJ not being in control of his goverment.

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Re: Reasons Why I Will not Vote GEJ by lokito: 10:23pm On Jan 12, 2015
Even me too won't vote for Jonathan because this year's Harmattan wants to remove my ribs but thank God I be Confam 'Ekwekwe'
Re: Reasons Why I Will not Vote GEJ by Mubarack44(m): 10:25pm On Jan 12, 2015
quote of the day. stealing is not corruption.
Re: Reasons Why I Will not Vote GEJ by bennygreat1(m): 10:26pm On Jan 12, 2015
The Op is not serious@all....


Without ur vote!!! He'll still win..

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