NOTE: Please, i'm not a proffesional writer neither is this piece a proffesional one too. Just doing this as an act of entertainment. My writing will be mixed with different types of language. 'enjoy'

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''dia papa! dia mama!! , na hu talk say me, no go enta sku diz year?! '' johnoskee exclaimed with his small Nokia c1-01 in his hands which he used to check his admission status. He just got admission into a federal polytechnic on his first attempt. - John bin dey api kon dey vex. Hapi, unto say him dun get admision into one of the most happening state in Nigeria [wer flexin sure pas surebet]; also Sad, 'cos hin dream university no click.

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John Evbota is a young warri boy who lived an introvertic life in a very boring city thanks to his strict parents. But, 1 sure tin abt johnoskee b say: irrespective of his introvertic life showered to him by his parents hin eye dun wide pass segun arinze own, all thanks to the government school he graduated from.
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. . . . '' Wait o, u mean say u dun click am '' oghene, john's friend asked; ''e b like say cata dey yo ear wen i talk am, i jam jamb kon murda post ume, even dia granpa (the poly.) kon put my name 4 first list sef, unto say my head dey dere'' Johnoskee boastfully replied.
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