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| Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by tytylayor: 5:52pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
[center] Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS? [/center] |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by mykali(m): 7:27pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
lmao. tytylayor, u are now improving. keep it up boo.  i need more of those. |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by goodass(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
datz a kul 1 4 "dayz of a million laffz'  |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by mondob2k(m): 7:43pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
u did gr8t man |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by kayowalemi(m): 7:59pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
Tyty my dear, People around me tot i was mad because one hour after reading this I was still laughing Am still wondering whether I should stop laughing. Only u can tell me to |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by sholabanke(m): 9:05pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
i dont think she s ready to stop you from continue laughing abeg my bro carry go nothing do u |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by tytylayor: 6:45pm On Jan 06, 2009 |
@kayo why should u stop laffin, aa ma ni ro gun ekun ninu odun tuntuno pls continue laffing  |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by mykali(m): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2009 |
please, my ears(eyes) are too tender for all that.  |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by joyAA(f): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2009 |
mr banta singh is on some serious weeeeeed! |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by sholabanke(m): 10:51pm On Jan 06, 2009 |
thats how far he understand the language |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by tytylayor: 8:30am On Jan 07, 2009 |
omo iya banke hw u dey? |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by romsky: 9:46am On Jan 07, 2009 |
he is spreading his wet mat at d moment |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by Ben13: 9:53am On Jan 07, 2009 |
lmao ;d |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by tytylayor: 10:18am On Jan 07, 2009 |
romade, u avn't stop dis ur busybody, this is a new year o, better change from ur old ways |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
am sorry she cant! |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by Ben13: 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
is romade a she  |
| Re: Why Bill Gate Sold Off Microsoft by clemcykul(f): 2:53pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
lol thats non of ma biznes |
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