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If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by unibenstudent1(m): 11:11am On Jan 16, 2015
Diana Ufuah of Facebook shared this.

1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of
salt.. #‎Shaking‬ !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miraclesbe going
down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here
is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your
own bro.. # RIPAbel .. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I
served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad
Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
# SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking
and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's..
Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on
WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to
bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #‎Smh‬....

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by economia: 11:16am On Jan 16, 2015
unibenstudent1:
Diana Ufuah of Facebook shared this.

1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of
salt.. #‎Shaking‬ !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miraclesbe going
down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here
is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your
own bro.. # RIPAbel .. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I
served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad
Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
# SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking
and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's..
Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on
WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to
bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #‎Smh‬....
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by delishpot: 11:22am On Jan 16, 2015
unibenstudent1:
Diana Ufuah of Facebook shared this.

1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of
salt.. #‎Shaking‬ !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miraclesbe going
down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here
is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your
own bro.. # RIPAbel .. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I
served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad
Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
# SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking
and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's..
Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on
WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to
bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #‎Smh‬....


grin
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by DesChyko: 11:24am On Jan 16, 2015
Lol.. Silly!
#SelfieWithLamb.. Hehehegrin

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by femi4: 11:26am On Jan 16, 2015
Job's wife : Curse God and die!
Job: Wicked woman, you want to inherit my property
@forbetterforstay
#forworseforleave

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by twosquare(m): 11:29am On Jan 16, 2015
14. Peter: Broz J. just resurrected...phew...#satan_be_like-am_doomed.

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Randerl: 11:33am On Jan 16, 2015
Nice Post @OP

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by twosquare(m): 11:35am On Jan 16, 2015
15. Methuselah: abeg wey my Papa Enoch...#kidnaptinz.
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by RichDad1(m): 11:40am On Jan 16, 2015
Esther be like: If you've got it, flaunt it.lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Supremor(m): 11:44am On Jan 16, 2015
well composed
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by PervRocker: 12:19pm On Jan 16, 2015
Solomon be like: I don't have chicks bruh, I run a goddamn livestock farm! #KingOfHearts

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:02pm On Jan 16, 2015
but I'm sad today!
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by kelechiMarie(f): 1:09pm On Jan 16, 2015
Settles in frontrowseat****
grin cheesy hehehe

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:
but I'm sad today!

But why? sad

Me too...
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by kelechiMarie(f): 1:11pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:
but I'm sad today!
ndo,pele Cheer up*** kisskiss
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:12pm On Jan 16, 2015
kelechiMarie:
ndo,pele Cheer up*** kisskiss
I will try
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:13pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


But why? sad

Me too.
it might just happen that I have lost my university admission
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:

it might just happen that I have lost my university admission

Not confirmed tho, is it? There's still hope!
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:20pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Oh no sad
Not confirmed, is it? There's hope still.
it has been confirmed... just that I'm expecting a favourable reply from the dept I wrote to upgrade one of my courses. But the atmosphere is strong...people here don't smile
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jan 16, 2015
Haha
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:

it has been confirmed... just that I'm expecting a favourable reply from the dept I wrote to upgrade one of my courses. But the atmosphere is strong...people here don't smile

Hopefully, that goes well for you. No matter what happens, I know you'll overcome it and be able to accomplish your goal. Good luck. Really.
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Hopefully, that goes well for you. No matter what happens, I know you'll overcome it and be able to accomplish your goal. Good luck.
thank you!
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:

thank you!

No problem smiley
Try not to sweat it...
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:38pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


No problem smiley
Try not to sweat it...
I will try
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:

I will try

Joke: what's the difference between a cat and a dog?
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Joke: what's the difference between a cat and a dog?

One is loyal the other is not
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:47pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Joke: what's the difference between a cat and a dog?
lol... I just smiled... but the haunting will continue.
answer: which cat?
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jan 16, 2015
Scrypt:


One is loyal the other is not

And which is loyal?
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


And which is loyal?

The dog. Unless it's been demonized.
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jan 16, 2015
JustCare:

lol... I just smiled... but the haunting will continue.
answer: which cat?

Good. No, it won't!

Answer:

A dog thinks: These people feed me, pet me, and love me. They must be gods.
A cat thinks: These people feed me, pet me, and love me. I must be God.

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Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by JustCare: 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Good. No, it won't!

Answer

A dog thinks: These people feed me, pet me, and love me. They must be gods.
A cat thinks: These people feed me, pet me, and love me. I must be God.




hmmm... that's deep you know?
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Times, Some Posts Would Be Like: by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
I saw this same thread on joke section last year undecided

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