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Re: Police Arrest Rams For Attacking 65-Year-Old Woman In Ado-Ekiti by Classicman47(m): 10:39pm On Jan 17, 2015
quite surprized to be reading dis frm on here cuz the bank in question, the filling station(whc is also d usual place of residence for d damn rams) are quite close and directly opposite my place of bizness.
i make bold to say dat d said rams are a menace! infact they were trained to be so combative by d stup!d fuel attendant there.
i really wish they cud jail dem for life. nonsense!
Re: Police Arrest Rams For Attacking 65-Year-Old Woman In Ado-Ekiti by greall1: 11:08pm On Jan 17, 2015
I hav witness such thing b4 in Yobe state when some goats enter one man farm and start eating corns the owner of the farm reported to the nearest police station & get all d goats arrested into their cell. All these goat don't allow us to sleep shouted E meeh. The following day the owner of the goats came 2 police station to bail his goats and gives the Owner of the farm some money.
Re: Police Arrest Rams For Attacking 65-Year-Old Woman In Ado-Ekiti by Electronzeez(m): 9:49am On Jan 18, 2015
ugojamali:
I hope their Miranda rights were read to them before they were arrested.
read gini

Anyway as a lawyer I've decided to offer my legal services to the rams. I urge the accused to remain quiet and make no incriminating statements.
loooooooooooooool
Re: Police Arrest Rams For Attacking 65-Year-Old Woman In Ado-Ekiti by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jan 28, 2015
RicKyRichards:
Police: you're both under arrest for assault and battery!
Rams: meeeeeh
*Squad bundles rams into pickup trucks*
Rams: meeeh! Meeeeh!! Meeeh!!!
*At the station*
Police: Ram 1, what is your name?
Ram 1: meeeh
Police: you think I'm joking? We wee kee you o.
Ram 1: meeeeeh!!!
Police: you no fear? We go deal with you. Ram 2 you look more sensible, please tell us una name.
Ram 2: meeeh! Meeeeeh!!!
Police: we wee teach you the lesson of your lives.
*police equip themselves with horsewhips and begin to flog rams*
*scuffle ensues*
Rams: we are Roko Raram! Hararu Rakbak!!!
***Kabooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
End of story.
Moral of story: torture doesn't work.

Can't believe I actually posted this. Nneka123 ... You might be right. I think I can be weird sometimes. Do you think uploading my picture'd cure my e-weirdness? shocked

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