A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy , Why are you doing that?" He said , "Because you came home early."

It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could, But he pulled through.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said , "I don't know kid , There are so many places they can hide."

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof!