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| Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an i.di.o.t , were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too. The i.d.i.o.t then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The i.d.i.o.t then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the i.d.i.o.t, "it's from my a.s.s hole." and the i.d.i.o.t went to Heaven.  |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Dyt(f): 9:59pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Spoils face ow funny? |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Dyt:Yeye fowl! |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by dani1luv: 10:20pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
[size=25pt]LWKMD[/size] |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Dyt(f): 10:22pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Knocks him |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
^Kicks her |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Dyt(f): 10:42pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Ouch dat hurts looks up n calls amadioha |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Watches as amadioha strikes her |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by StudioCFR(m): 8:26am On Jul 17, 2011 |
hhmmm  |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by mikuz(m): 10:57am On Jul 17, 2011 |
Dyt what happened to your face? See smoke oh!! |
| Re: Idi.ot.s Go To Heaven! ! ! by icesneeze1: 6:36pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
| guy edi too muchhhhhhhhhhh |
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