THE HONEST DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well,you know what, you're absolutely correct. But
how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Ouch

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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kuntakinte: THE HONEST DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well,you know what, you're absolutely correct. But
how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

I tot when guys get 'high' all ladies tend to look really good to them, well I guess the drunk was high on 'weed' at that time cos beer would be another story

Those days when jokers like me are on NL