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All Jokees, Share Ur Views by lorenzo407(m): 8:44am On Oct 31, 2008 |
in the first year of mariage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true. |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Caliente(m): 11:15am On Oct 31, 2008 |
[size=13pt]In the fourth year non of them speaks nor hears aka deaf and dumb[/size] |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Nobody: 11:21am On Oct 31, 2008 |
lorenzo407: U r not an alien r u??. . . . Cus u sud b able to answer yr question unless u don't liv wit/near humans . . . he he he he |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by clemcykul(f): 11:35am On Oct 31, 2008 |
you again! |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by krama(m): 9:48pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Not bad |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Gabry(f): 4:53am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Poster you got it all wrong. . . . [s]n the first year of Marriage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true.[/s] Before marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens and both do blablabla like nobody's business, After married, the woman nags like an M16 machine gun enough to kill the husbands ear sight and blablabla has been decreased but still ongoing. After so many years, theres no more blablabla because the guy's koko no fit dance and the woman's toto go out of stock for juice but her M16 mouth still continues to activate and the guy wished for someone to kill him instantly. There you have it. The real facts of life |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 6:37am On Nov 10, 2008 |
lloll. . dis is my favorite joke so far |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by krama(m): 8:12am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Not surprising |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 8:17am On Nov 10, 2008 |
i know. . |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by krama(m): 8:54am On Nov 10, 2008 |
You do?! Please accept my double congratulations, as you are no longer mami water |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 9:00am On Nov 10, 2008 |
. . seriously, mami water disease has been removed 4rm my body? awww, thanks alot 4 contacting d disease 4rm mi n' makin mi free of it dat means alot |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 9:08am On Nov 10, 2008 |
mami water |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by krama(m): 9:10am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Point of correction sima, i did not contact it! I just happened to be a distant observer when you were being stripped of it! |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sylve11:why're u cryin nw? or u want mi to cry too ??n' i guarantee u, u wont like it a bit |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 9:13am On Nov 10, 2008 |
krama:are u sure. . ? so why does ur skin look scaly?? n' is dat a tail or what am i seein **moves closer** |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 9:19am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sima: wont u cry, if u saw me crying? |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by krama(m): 9:27am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sima: You move closer, i invoke it back to you again |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 9:36am On Nov 10, 2008 |
hehe. . i caught u red-handed, so u indeed caught d mami disease gud luck my brother. . |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 9:38am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sylve11:ehmm. . i might but i rather console u because if i cry, u wont be able to console mi oO |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 10:12am On Nov 10, 2008 |
baby, don't worry, if u cry with me i will be able to console you. Am the chief consoler! |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 10:19am On Nov 10, 2008 |
lloll. . aite, lets cry den |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 10:48am On Nov 10, 2008 |
baby can u please start it? |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 10:59am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sure. . i'll love to how do u want it?? |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 11:13am On Nov 10, 2008 |
i will use a stick to flog u, then u will start mewing. How about that? |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Gabry(f): 11:14am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Child Abuser!!!! |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 11:17am On Nov 10, 2008 |
really! |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 11:18am On Nov 10, 2008 |
sylve11:ehnn?. . come again |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Gabry(f): 11:19am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Stan, with your grasshopper body, I believe Sima can take you down with her middle finger nna |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sylve11: 11:24am On Nov 10, 2008 |
gabrywyl: so u don forget me easily, I be Michael Power na, nne. |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Gabry(f): 11:25am On Nov 10, 2008 |
Since when Michael Jackson got power for hia? See his woworic Lizard face, I dont know what else to think |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by sima(f): 11:29am On Nov 10, 2008 |
so sylve is stan abi. . nice |
Re: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Nov 10, 2008 |
no he is not |
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