in the first year of mariage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true.

lorenzo407:

in the first year of Marriage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true.

U r not an alien r u??. . . . Cus u sud b able to answer yr question unless u don't liv wit/near humans . . . he he he he

you again!

Not bad

Poster you got it all wrong. . . .

[s]n the first year of Marriage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true.[/s]

Before marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens and both do blablabla like nobody's business,

After married, the woman nags like an M16 machine gun enough to kill the husbands ear sight and blablabla has been decreased but still ongoing.

After so many years, theres no more blablabla because the guy's koko no fit dance and the woman's toto go out of stock for juice but her M16 mouth still continues to activate and the guy wished for someone to kill him instantly.


There you have it. The real facts of life

lloll. . dis is my favorite joke so far

Not surprising

i know. .

You do?! Please accept my double congratulations, as you are no longer mami water

. . seriously, mami water disease has been removed 4rm my body?
awww, thanks alot 4 contacting d disease 4rm mi n' makin mi free of it dat means alot

mami water

Point of correction sima, i did not contact it!
I just happened to be a distant observer when you were being stripped of it!

sylve11:

mami water

why're u cryin nw? or u want mi to cry too ??n' i guarantee u, u wont like it a bit

krama:

Point of correction sima, i did not contact it!
I just happened to be a distant observer when you were being stripped of it!

are u sure. . ? so why does ur skin look scaly?? n' is dat a tail or what am i seein **moves closer**

sima:

why're u cryin nw? or u want mi to cry too ??n' i guarantee u, u wont like it a bit

wont u cry, if u saw me crying?

sima:

are u sure. . ? so why does ur skin look scaly?? n' is that a tail or what am i seein **moves closer**

You move closer, i invoke it back to you again

hehe. . i caught u red-handed, so u indeed caught d mami disease
gud luck my brother. .

sylve11:

wont u cry, if u saw me crying?

ehmm. . i might but i rather console u because if i cry, u wont be able to console mi oO

baby, don't worry, if u cry with me i will be able to console you. Am the chief consoler!

lloll. . aite, lets cry den

baby can u please start it?

sure. . i'll love to
how do u want it??

i will use a stick to flog u, then u will start mewing. How about that?

Child Abuser!!!!

really!

sylve11:

i will use a stick to flog u, then u will start mewing. How about that?

ehnn?. . come again

Stan, with your grasshopper body, I believe Sima can take you down with her middle finger nna

gabrywyl:

Stan, with your grasshopper body, I believe Sima can take you down with her middle finger nna

so u don forget me easily, I be Michael Power na, nne.

Since when Michael Jackson got power for hia? See his woworic Lizard face, I dont know what else to think

so sylve is stan abi. . nice

no he is not