TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
>You retire on the income.
>
>INDIAN ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You worship them.
>
>PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
>You don't have any cows.
>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
>You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
>aid, British for
>War planes, Italy for machines, Germany for
>technology, French for submarines,
>Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for
>equipment.
>You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation
>by the world.
>
>AMERICAN ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
>of four cows.
>You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
>You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
>that nation
>will be a danger to mankind.
>You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
>FRENCH ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
>GERMAN ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
>eat once a month
>and milk themselves.
>
>BRITISH ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>They are both mad cows.
>
>ITALIAN ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You don't know where they are.
>You break for lunch.
>
>SWISS ECONOMICS
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>You charge others for storing them.
>
>JAPANESE ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size
>of an ordinary cow
>and produce twenty times the milk.
>You then create cute cartoon cow images called
>Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
>
>RUSSIAN ECONOMICS!
>You have two cows.
>You count them and learn you have five cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
>You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
>
>CHINESE ECONOMICS
>You have two cows.
>You have 300 people milking them.
>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
>and arrest anyone
>reporting the actual numbers.
>
>
>NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
>You have two cows
>You eat one and claim it was stolen
>Call in the Police to investigate
>Police arrested everyone living within 100km
>Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted
>kidnapping the cow
>The police instead collected one cow each from
>everybody arrested
>You have your cow back and the Police now owns a
>cattle farm.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d you too much kuntakinte

Hmm! Sounds so true. Swiss and Niger

Hmm! Sounds so true. Swiss, America and Nigeria so real.