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Funny Cartoon Quotes by hitleraldof(m): 11:16pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
1 Frozen ( 2013 ) Olaf: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs! 2 Shrek ( 2001) Gingy: Ok, ok...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man? Farquad: The Muffin Man? Gingy: The Muffin Man. Farquad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane? Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man. Farquad: The Muffin Man? Gingy: The Muffin Man! Farquad: She's married to the Muffin Man? 3 Wreck-It Ralph ( 2012) Wreck-It Ralph : I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me. 4 Tangled ( 2010 ) Flynn Rider : You were my new dream. Rapunzel: And you were mine. 5 Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox ( 2013 ) Nora Allen: Barry, when I was a little girl, Grandma taught me a prayer: Accept the things you cannot change. Have the courage to change the things you can... And have the wisdom to know the difference. Young Barry: ...I don't totally get that. Nora Allen: Heh, you will. Quantom X 6 Team America: World Police ( 2004) Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get bleeped by dicks. But dicks also Bleep assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can Bleep an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they Bleep too much or Bleep when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... Because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us Bleep this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! 7 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ( 1999) Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew! [Gasp from the class.] Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word? Cartman: [confused.] Jew? Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "Bleep"! You can't say "Bleep" in school, you fucking fat ass! Mr. Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the Bleep not? Mr. Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said "Bleep" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: [Muffled.] Bleep. Mr. Garrison: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Bleep fuckety Bleep Bleep Bleep. Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? [Gasp from the class.] Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [Cartman pulls out a bullhorn.] Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison. Stan: Holy shit, dude. 8 The Lego Movie ( 2014 ) Batman: If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you. 9 Shrek Forever After ( 2010 ) Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. Princess Fiona : You did. Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me. 10 Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( 1988 ) Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee. Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now. 11 Aladdin ( 1992 ) Aladdin : Wish fulfillment? Genie : Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. 12 Free Birds ( 2013 ) Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds. 13 How to Train Your Dragon ( 2010 ) Hiccup: I really did hit one! Gobber : Sure! Hiccup: He never listens! Gobber : Runs in the family! Hiccup: And when he does its always with this disappointed scowl, like some one skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. 'Excuse me barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!' Gobber : Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand. Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up! Gobber : Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not. 14 Shrek 2 ( 2004 ) Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip... Puss-in-Boots: Um... That's... Not mine. 15 Kung Fu Panda ( 2008) Oogway: Your mind is like the water. When it is agitated it becomes difficult to see, but when you let it settle, the answer becomes clear. 16 Toy Story 3 ( 2010 ) Buzz Lightyear : Quiet, musical hog! 17 Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright ( 2013) Shaggy: We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and some baby oil. Right now! Quantom X 18 The Incredibles ( 2004 ) Frozone : Honey? Honey: What? Frozone : Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Frozone : Where is my super suit? Honey: I uh - put it away. Frozone : Where? Honey: Why do you need to know? Frozone : I need it! Honey: Nuh uh! Don't you think about leaving to do some derrin' do! We've been planning this dinner for two months! Frozone : The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Frozone : You tell me where my suit is woman! This is for the greater good! Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good' you are ever gonna get! 19 LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite ( 2013 ) [Superman and Batman walk up to Lex's receptionist.] Superman: We're here to see Lex Luthor. Receptionist: And you are? Batman: ...seriously? Receptionist: Seriously. Superman: I'm Superman, he's... Batman. Receptionist: Are those last names? 20 The Simpsons Movie ( 2007) Lisa: I haven't seen you in school. Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician. Lisa: Is he... Colin: He's not Bono. Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about... Colin: He's NOT Bono. 21 Megamind ( 2010 ) Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind? Titan: This town isn't big enough for two super- villians. Megamind: Oh, you're a villain all right. Just not a super one. Titan: Yeah? What's the difference? Megamind: PRESENTATION! 22 Puss in Boots ( 2011 ) Puss in Boots : Fear me, if you dare! 23 Brave ( 2012) Princess Merida: If you had a chance to change your fate, would you? 24 Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure ( 2013 ) Red: Magic harp, final tone. Guide these heroes safely home! Quantom X 25 The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn ( 2011 ) Tintin : We failed. Captain Haddock : Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you. 26 Finding Nemo ( 2003 ) Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place. 27 Ice Age 4: Continental Drift ( 2012 ) Gastornis bird chicks: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers? Ellie : Uh no... Well... Sometimes, Now let's move! 28 Horton Hears a Who ( 2008 ) Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies. 29 A Christmas Carol ( 2009 ) Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me? Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits. Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not. 30 Lilo & Stitch ( 2002 ) Dance Instructor: Lilo, why are you so wet? Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every day, I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? Dance Instructor: Fish? Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! 1 Like 3 Shares
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Re: Funny Cartoon Quotes by Elslim: 11:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Big ups! |
Re: Funny Cartoon Quotes by joseph1832(m): 8:59am On Jan 20, 2015 |
OP you deserve a big hug for this. You absolutely made me remember some good laughs I had watching these movies. |
Re: Funny Cartoon Quotes by olashas(f): 11:38am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Funny . Especially the bigger and uncut movie. Nice one op |
Re: Funny Cartoon Quotes by hitleraldof(m): 3:58pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
you are all welcome my only regret is that i missed putting quotes from my greatest villian of all times "king julian":its julianuary were everyone gives presents to me |
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