1
Frozen ( 2013 )
Olaf: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
2
Shrek ( 2001)
Gingy: Ok, ok...I'll tell you. Do you know the
Muffin Man?
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Farquad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives
on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Farquad: She's married to the Muffin Man?
3
Wreck-It Ralph ( 2012)
Wreck-It Ralph : I'm bad, and that's good. I will
never be good, and that's not bad. There's no
one I'd rather be than me.
4
Tangled ( 2010 )
Flynn Rider : You were my new dream.
Rapunzel: And you were mine.
5
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox ( 2013 )
Nora Allen: Barry, when I was a little girl,
Grandma taught me a prayer: Accept the things
you cannot change. Have the courage to change
the things you can... And have the wisdom to
know the difference.
Young Barry: ...I don't totally get that.
Nora Allen: Heh, you will.
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6
Team America: World Police ( 2004)
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless,
arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild
are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get
bleeped by dicks. But dicks also Bleep assholes:
assholes that just want to shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes
their way. But the only thing that can Bleep an
asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem
with dicks is: they Bleep too much or Bleep when it
isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show
them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full
of shit that they become assholes themselves...
Because pussies are an inch and half away from
ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy,
crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let
us Bleep this asshole, we're going to have our
dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
7
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ( 1999)
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
[Gasp from the class.]
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: [confused.] Jew?
Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "Bleep"! You
can't say "Bleep" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the Bleep not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "Bleep" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [Muffled.] Bleep.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt
anybody. Bleep fuckety Bleep Bleep Bleep.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the
school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[Gasp from the class.]
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I
said was...
[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn.]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY
BALLS? MR. Garrison.
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
8
The Lego Movie ( 2014 )
Batman: If this relationship is going to work out
between us I need to feel free to party with a
bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will
text you.
9
Shrek Forever After ( 2010 )
Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued
you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona : You did.
Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.
10
Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( 1988 )
Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake!
It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife!
It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of
my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my
coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it
black, Acme's taking the cream now.
11
Aladdin ( 1992 )
Aladdin : Wish fulfillment?
Genie : Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on
the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three.
Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or
refunds.
12
Free Birds ( 2013 )
Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.
13
How to Train Your Dragon ( 2010 )
Hiccup: I really did hit one!
Gobber : Sure!
Hiccup: He never listens!
Gobber : Runs in the family!
Hiccup: And when he does its always with this
disappointed scowl, like some one skimmed on
the meat in his sandwich. 'Excuse me barmaid,
I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I
ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra
guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a
talking fish-bone!'
Gobber : Now, you're thinking about this all
wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's
what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber : Look the point is, stop trying so hard to
be something you're not.
14
Shrek 2 ( 2004 )
Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots: Um... That's... Not mine.
15
Kung Fu Panda ( 2008)
Oogway: Your mind is like the water. When it is
agitated it becomes difficult to see, but when you
let it settle, the answer becomes clear.
16
Toy Story 3 ( 2010 )
Buzz Lightyear : Quiet, musical hog!
17
Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright ( 2013)
Shaggy: We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and
some baby oil. Right now!
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The Incredibles ( 2004 )
Frozone : Honey?
Honey: What?
Frozone : Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Frozone : Where is my super suit?
Honey: I uh - put it away.
Frozone : Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Frozone : I need it!
Honey: Nuh uh! Don't you think about leaving to
do some derrin' do! We've been planning this
dinner for two months!
Frozone : The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Frozone : You tell me where my suit is woman!
This is for the greater good!
Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good'
you are ever gonna get!
19
LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes
Unite ( 2013 )
[Superman and Batman walk up to Lex's
receptionist.]
Superman: We're here to see Lex Luthor.
Receptionist: And you are?
Batman: ...seriously?
Receptionist: Seriously.
Superman: I'm Superman, he's... Batman.
Receptionist: Are those last names?
20
The Simpsons Movie ( 2007)
Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a
musician.
Lisa: Is he...
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you
care about...
Colin: He's NOT Bono.
21
Megamind ( 2010 )
Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?
Titan: This town isn't big enough for two super-
villians.
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain all right. Just not
a super one.
Titan: Yeah? What's the difference?
Megamind: PRESENTATION!
22
Puss in Boots ( 2011 )
Puss in Boots : Fear me, if you dare!
23
Brave ( 2012)
Princess Merida: If you had a chance to change
your fate, would you?
24
Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure ( 2013 )
Red: Magic harp, final tone. Guide these heroes
safely home!
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25
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the
Unicorn
( 2011 )
Tintin : We failed.
Captain Haddock : Failed. There are plenty of
others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser.
A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of
yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is
what people pick up. Don't you understand? You
care about something, you fight for it. You hit a
wall, you push through it. There's something you
need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never
let it defeat you.
26
Finding Nemo ( 2003 )
Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting
place.
27
Ice Age 4: Continental Drift ( 2012 )
Gastornis bird chicks: When you drink water
through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie : Uh no... Well... Sometimes, Now let's move!
28
Horton Hears a Who ( 2008 )
Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they
all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
29
A Christmas Carol ( 2009 )
Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three
spirits.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.
30
Lilo & Stitch ( 2002 )
Dance Instructor: Lilo, why are you so wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every day, I give Pudge
the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we
were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what
to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't
give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an
abomination!

Big ups!

OP you deserve a big hug for this. You absolutely made me remember some good laughs I had watching these movies.

Funny . Especially the bigger and uncut movie. Nice one op

you are all welcome my only regret is that i missed putting quotes from my greatest villian of all times "king julian":its julianuary were everyone gives presents to me