bigwallace:
I got a news for GEJ/PDP and their collaborators both in uniform and mufti; let GMB present a used recharge card as a certificate, I'm still going to vote for him. Ph.d in zoology without thesis, from otuoke university of corruption and cluelessness, has not helped Nigeria in 6 years. We need to try something different. That is the way democracy works. GMB all the way!

Knowledgeable people don't move from grace to grass___ it's grass to Grace!
Sorry but Nigerians don't go backward, from PhD to no Certificate, Haba, are you sure you have our interest at heart

We need to be looking for people with double PhD to bring this change!
GEJ un till "True" change comes

Firefire:



I wonder what trust remains in a man that could not say a simple truth.

I wonder how some fellow could chant ‘CHANGE’ in the face of lies

I pity those supporting this fraudster cum falling angel.

koikoi2:
Lai Mohammed is synonymous to lie.

Buhari shud be disqualified, matter closed.

koikoi2:
Lai Mohammed is synonymous to lie.

Buhari shud be disqualified, matter closed.

Truckpusher:
The blind supporters has failed to understand that the integrity of man can be measured by the little things he can conveniently lie about just to have his way.

Buhari is a product of the same corrupt system that was created by them and people like him, he can never be an exceptional case from the same system that fraudulently made him who he is today.

Buhari is as corrupt as Nigeria.

lawbabs:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.

AWAY FROM POLITICS.

* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.

Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND

bastien:
Naija youth make una think oooh.........
why we dey go school?
Why our parents make us believe school is important?
Why u drop ur talent to further ur education?
Why burn those candles?
Why attend night class?
Why the four additional years after six years?
Why spend 10years of reading and studying hard?

If u fit do all dos things and Buhari no fit, and e wan be president?
Why person without 1st class or 2nd class or even 3rd class go come out say e wan rule the GIANT of Africa....... That one na big insult to graduates na........ as a leader u suppose show example, but Buhari never show one .

I don read many comments when some people say whether e get school leaving cert or not them go still vote, what kinda message is that? Well it matters,I mean it MATTERS ni.......


If e no matter to you,then drop and no send ur kids to school make dem follow Buhari way...


EDUCATION is the KEY to SUCCESS


The only way out for him is to credit all naija 5GB every month all e should go and die.......as for me and my street,in short my state we won't vote APC

Mogidi:


If you expect us to pardon the olodo man you need your Lai Lai Mohammed head examined. When we go for interviews we don't expect our future employers to pardon us for not being qualified. If he wants us to employ him, he needs to show his certificates.
Buhari has the certificates, he failed woefully and he's ashamed to produce it.


GEJ passed mathematics o (apologies to General Buhari)

lawbabs:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.

AWAY FROM POLITICS.

* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.

Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND

LagosBoi2:
I just love to hear from Alhaji Lai

He is so presidential and always on point

His words causes PDP to scramble to re-plan another propaganda

He just said what many of us are suspecting, fear, fear and fear of loosing to GMB

Guess what??, GEJ lost it alr

#IHAVEDECIDED

Sai Buhari!

APC!!

CHANGE!!!

Mogidi:


If you expect us to pardon the olodo man you need your Lai Lai Mohammed head examined. When we go for interviews we don't expect our future employers to pardon us for not being qualified. If he wants us to employ him, he needs to show his certificates.
Buhari has the certificates, he failed woefully and he's ashamed to produce it.


GEJ passed mathematics o (apologies to General Buhari)

chrisviral:


Knowledgeable people don't move from grace to grass___ it's grass to Grace!
Sorry but Nigerians don't go backward, from PhD to no Certificate, Haba, are you sure you have our interest at heart

We need to be looking for people with double PhD to bring this change!
GEJ un till "True" change comes

barcanista:
DON'T SELL YOUR VOTE

mcdokwe:
The truth no matter how glaring never remains the truth once it is in contrast with an established interest.

My understanding of the issue is based on interest.
The same people spewing rubbish that his qualification does not matter would say the opposite if they were in the PDP.
Father Mbaka blesses Jonathan and APC protests
He turns around to endorse Buhari and GEJ's loyalists questions his calling.

My grouse is not with the political class who are only trying to justify their pay, but the youths who waste valuable time on the internet fighting each other.

At the end of the day, it is still FFK and GEJ who gets invited to the wedding of LAI's child and not you and I.

It is still Lai that's gets a special treatment at the government house not you and I.

So why not just sit back and enjoy the show like the sitcom it is rather than allow them wip up sentiments whose bad effect would be on you and I and not them or theirs?

No matter how long any of them try to hold onto power, it won't last forever. Afterall OBJ is now the former President and whenever notices he has been forgotten, he tries to pull one or two strings to make us remember him.

Mogidi:


If you expect us to pardon the olodo man you need your Lai Lai Mohammed head examined. When we go for interviews we don't expect our future employers to pardon us for not being qualified. If he wants us to employ him, he needs to show his certificates.
Buhari has the certificates, he failed woefully and he's ashamed to produce it.


GEJ passed mathematics o (apologies to General Buhari)

philips70:



Hmmmmmm Fishery and Zoology. I am pretty sure this man's dream was to study Medicine but it's obvious he failed Jamb severally and was given a let my people go course, Zoology. We all know the drill in school admissions. Na wa, Fishes and Zoos, no wonder....na one chance Nigerians enter since 2010.

Mogidi:


If you expect us to pardon the olodo man you need your Lai Lai Mohammed head examined. When we go for interviews we don't expect our future employers to pardon us for not being qualified. If he wants us to employ him, he needs to show his certificates.
Buhari has the certificates, he failed woefully and he's ashamed to produce it.


GEJ passed mathematics o (apologies to General Buhari)

Mogidi:


Bros you're a clown, you laugh at a man with PhD but support a semi illiterate individual, you belong in the jokes section.
Am sure people there would enjoy your warped sense of humour.

Mogidi:


If you expect us to pardon the olodo man you need your Lai Lai Mohammed head examined. When we go for interviews we don't expect our future employers to pardon us for not being qualified. If he wants us to employ him, he needs to show his certificates.
Buhari has the certificates, he failed woefully and he's ashamed to produce it.


GEJ passed mathematics o (apologies to General Buhari)

Part of Dr Goodluck Jonathan's impressive CV
SCHOOLS ATTENDED WITH DATES
ST STEPHEN’S PRIMARY SCHOOL (NOW STATE SCHOOL) OTUOKE 1961 – 1965
ST MICHAEL’S PRIMARY SCHOOL, OLOIBIRI, BAYELSA STATE FSLC 1966 – 1969
MATER DEI HIGH SCHOOL, IMIRINGI, BAYELSA STATE 1971 – 1975
UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT 1977 – 1981
UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT 1983 – 1984
UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT 1987 – 1995
ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS:
FIRST SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE (FSLC) 1969
WEST AFRICAN SCHOOL CERTIFICATE (WASC) 1975
GENERAL CERTIFICATE OF EDUCATION (GCE O/L) 1976
B. Sc. ZOOLOGY SECOND CLASS (HONS) UPPER DIVISION 1981
M. Sc. HYDROBIOLOGY/FISHERIES BIOLOGY 1985
Ph. D. ZOOLOGY 1995
MEMBERSHIP OF BODIES:
MEMBER, SCIENCE TEACHERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA
MEMBER FISHERIES SOCIETY OF NIGERIA (FISON)
FELLOW NIGERIA ENVIRONMENTAL SOCIETY (NES)
FELLOW INSTITUTE OF PUBLIC ADMINISTRATORS OF NIGERIA
FELLOW NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR IMPACT ASSESSMENT (IAIA)

mentorandfriend:
FFK is a disgrace. My problem is that those who have stolen us blind, raped us till all sense of worth in us as Nigerians have gone are the ones distracting us with certificate issue, while the real issues that concern everyday Nigerians are left undiscussed. If PDP wins this election, then we're doomed as a nation.