Inside reports reaching us from APC camp indicate that there is a serious scheming going on to implant an artificial intelligent robot inside General Buhari to make him perform excellently at the next coming presidential debate. The robot can think and reason like the best orators and leaders of modern history. They have trained it to think and make Buhari to talk like Obama during the debate thereby making him sellable to the international community as well as millions of Nigerians..............It can also speak/talk non stop for 24 hrs.....its English language will not only be intelligible to all NIgerians but every English speaker all over the world regardless of their accent..






Na yeye o..........this should be moved to the Jxxxs section.................

Op, see yeye u dey use buhari do, if barcanista and Berem catch u ehn

OP you smoke abi? Na amiable General you de use play. Be careful o