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If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class








Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped

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Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by izaray(f): 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class








Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped
Even when its not funny?

Try again sha, ur luck might shine
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:14pm On Feb 03, 2015
She is afraid of being raped
izaray:
Even when its not funny?

Try again sha, ur luck might shine
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by izaray(f): 4:17pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
She is afraid of being raped
Hahaha..may God 4give u
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2015
izaray:
Hahaha..may God 4give u
may God 2give you...


I just hope you'd be able to handle them

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Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by Makamuanwuo(m): 4:32pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class






too much of bean








Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped



















































































































SPACE
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by amosamali(m): 4:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class



Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped

And I forgot to laugh!
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:47pm On Feb 03, 2015
You ready for the consequence:-D
amosamali:


And I forgot to laugh!
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
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SPACE
wicked
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by PapiDShipCapt(m): 4:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class








Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped
I wish I could keee u right away
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by holyteeboy(m): 7:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
Please it's not funny and you said we should kill you....I am carrying knife so get ready
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by THUNDER4real(m): 10:14pm On Feb 03, 2015
@op what's funny about it?
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by Senjuchiha: 12:18am On Feb 04, 2015
Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere
Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by delishpot: 10:04pm On Feb 04, 2015
I no laugh. Inshort I vex sef. So death dey on his way to take you. Na you say make we kill you if we nor laugh. So I don send death to come take you go younder.

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