There are a lot of smart people in the world, but there are even more dumb people. What category do you fall under? Are you the type of person that can recite the alphabet backwards? Or are you the type of person who doesn't even know what the alphabet is? Or maybe you're just an ordinary person. Do you think you are smart? stupid? normal? Well,
you could be very, very wrong. Take this quiz and try to prove to yourself that you are what you think. You never know, you could completely surprise yourself! Or maybe, you could completely humiliate yourself. Find out in just a couple of minutes...

1. If you have 5 apples and take away 2, how many do you have?
(a) 5
(b)7
(c)3
(d)2
(e)10
(f)9

2. An airplane crashes on the border of Mexico and the U.S. Where are the survivors buried?
(a)Nowhere
(b)U.S.
(c)On the border
(d)Not enough information
(e)Mexico
(f)Both

3. Timmy's parents have 5 children: April, May, June, and July. What is their 5th child's name?
(a)March
(b)September
(c)Not enough information
(d)June
(e)August
(f)Timmy

4. A red house is made out of red bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. A green house is made out of what?
(a)Green Bricks
(b)Glass
(c)Impossible to tell

5. If a rooster is sitting on the highest point of a roof and lays an egg, which side will it fall on?
(a)Left
(b)Right
(c)Forward
(d)Backward
(e)What egg?
(f)Nowhere; it'll stay where it is

6. A baby is borned with certain deformities; 19 toes, 8 fingers, and 9 thumbs. How many
fingernails does it have?
(a)36
(b)8
(c)9
(d)17
(e)19
(f)27

7. What weighs more, a pound of rocks or a
pound of feathers?
(a)The rocks, of course!
(b)The feathers?
(c)Neither

8. If Joe digs a hole the is 4 inches long, 5 inches wide, and 7 inches deep, how many cubic inches of dirt are there?
(a)7 inches cubed
(b)16 inches cubed
(c)0 inches cubed
(d)140 inches cubed
(e)9 inches cubed
(f)It depends... what kind of dirt?

9. What gets wetter the longer it dries?
(a)A seed
(b)A towel
(c)A person
(d)A tongue
(e)A raisin
(f)A toenail

10. There are 19 donuts in the donut shop. You eat 5 of the donuts. How many do you have?
(a)None
(b)5
(c)14
(d)19
(e)24
(f)As many as you want, it is a donut shop!

11. You have two coins that equal $0.30. One of them is not a nickel. What can they be?
(a)That is impossible
(b)1 quarter
(c)I want change!
(d)1 quarter and 1 dime
(e)1 nickel and 1 quarter
(f)5 pennies and 1 quarter 3 dimes

12. How many letters are there in the following sentence. "My mother likes to cook."
(a)17
(b)18
(c)19
(d)20
(e)21
(f) 22

13. Some of the months have 30 days, some have 31 days, but how many months have 28 days?
(a)1
(b)12
(c)1
(d)on leap years
(e)3
(f)2

14. There are two paths you can take:
Waterbury St. and Firestone Rd. Which is the
road to safety?
(a)Waterbury St., it sounds safer
(b)Firestone Rd., sometimes names can be deceiving
(c)Neither, run the opposite way
(d)Go in the middle of the two It doesn't matter, you're never safe
(e)Ahh I can't make this decision!

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no 1. u hav 2 apples (take away 2)
no 2. Mexico
no 3. timmy
4. glass (reflection)
5. what egg (roosters dnt lay eggs)
6. 17


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