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Is Buhari Taliban ? by felifeli: 7:59am On Feb 04, 2015
Mehn... this old baba is just talking of ban this ,ban that ,ban right, ban left, ban center , ban up ,ban down ,ban middle.
Nna mehn is he bringing Tali-ban to Nigeria ?
We are worried o angry angry

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Re: Is Buhari Taliban ? by Nobody: 8:16am On Feb 04, 2015
I dreamt that He will ban Nairaland too!
cry cry cry
Re: Is Buhari Taliban ? by ernecy(m): 8:57am On Feb 04, 2015
Even orijin, Chai!!! Make I go buy trailer load keep for warehouse!!!

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Re: Is Buhari Taliban ? by felifeli: 9:20am On Feb 05, 2015
Confirm these are the things he has pencilled down to ban:

1. Ashawo
2. Alcohol and especially Orijin
3. Internet and especially facebook, Twitter and Nairaland because they wast productive time
4. Food except kunu , fura and suya
5. Cars - if cow Fulani can trek from Niger republic to sell cow in Lagos, you cannot trek from Amukoko to VI ?
6. Premarital sex - including mazturbation
7. Supermarkets - particularly targeted are Shoprite and even those online stores that encourage laziness such as Jumia, Konga . Queue to buy your essential commodities at government warehouses.
8. Foreign travel - except for APC members
9. Dictionaries - okay but you must remove the word 'corruption' from each one .
10. Schools and all form of non-Arabic education. They encourage learning about kwarropshon

He is still writing o .......

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