I saw this on Facebook and decide to share it. Some Naija guys dey bam....

Psalm 91- General Buhari Version

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the APC shall abide under the shadow of the progressive.

2 I will say of Buhari, he is my leader and my president: my C-in-C; in whom will I trust.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the militancy, and from the noisome insurgency.

4 He shall govern thee with fear of God, and under his experience shalt thou trust: his integrity shall be thy shield and buckler.

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror of Boko Haram; nor for the arrow of Niger Delta Militants;

6 Nor for the corruption in governances; nor for the destruction of value system.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thy nation.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the work of the terrorism on CNN and Aljazeera.

9 Because thou hast made Osinbajo, who is my beloved, even a learned Professor, thy Vice President;

10 There shall no unemployment befall thee again, neither shall any power failure come nigh thy dwelling.

11 For he shall direct his security agents to protect you, to keep the territorial integrity of thy nation.

12 They shall be creativity in revenue generation, lest thou depend solely on oil again.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the cluelessness of Papa deceiving picking: the umblerra shalt thou trample under thy feet.

14 Because thou have shown thy love to him on Valentine day, therefore will he love you back: He will make you first on his priorities, because you have voted for him.

15 Thou shall call upon him, and he will answer thee: He will be with you in trouble; He will not run away from war front, because he is a General.

16 With long life will God satisfy him, and shew him his mercies to lead you to the promised land.
(c) Wale OLAYANJU, 2015

Chai!!! Their is God ooo

Buhari; everywhere you go!

Sai Buhari! Even the bible recognize u

Buhari

Buhari

Buhari

deeboiii:
Chai!!! There is God ooo

Honestly, there is God ooo!

It is written, my people perish because of lack of understanding. The bible is now been re-written in the name of Buhari. May the God forgive them.

Great.

That joke book should just be used like this. To inspire more jokes.

newgroom:
I saw this on Facebook and decide to share it. Some Naija guys dey bam....

Psalm 91- General Buhari Version

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the APC shall abide under the shadow of the progressive.

2 I will say of Buhari, he is my leader and my president: my C-in-C; in whom will I trust.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the militancy, and from the noisome insurgency.

4 He shall govern thee with fear of God, and under his experience shalt thou trust: his integrity shall be thy shield and buckler.

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror of Boko Haram; nor for the arrow of Niger Delta Militants;

6 Nor for the corruption in governances; nor for the destruction of value system.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thy nation.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the work of the terrorism on CNN and Aljazeera.

9 Because thou hast made Osinbajo, who is my beloved, even a learned Professor, thy Vice President;

10 There shall no unemployment befall thee again, neither shall any power failure come nigh thy dwelling.

11 For he shall direct his security agents to protect you, to keep the territorial integrity of thy nation.

12 They shall be creativity in revenue generation, lest thou depend solely on oil again.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the cluelessness of Papa deceiving picking: the umblerra shalt thou trample under thy feet.

14 Because thou have shown thy love to him on Valentine day, therefore will he love you back: He will make you first on his priorities, because you have voted for him.

15 Thou shall call upon him, and he will answer thee: He will be with you in trouble; He will not run away from war front, because he is a General.

16 With long life will God satisfy him, and shew him his mercies to lead you to the promised land.
(c) Wale OLAYANJU, 2015

So Wale Olayanju wrote this, that Egbon needs serious 'talking to'.

The only place where the bible referred to people like Buhari are the passages where it talked about scoundrels.

I love this. Thanks to the author and OP for sharing.

God will answer the prayers of Nigeria by sending us a very competent leader in the person of Buhari.