jOkE oF tHe DaY... A little boy goes to his dad and asks,
"Daddy what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to
explain it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call
me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call
her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs,
so we'll call you the
people. The house help, we'll consider
her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,
think about that and see if that makes
sense," So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears
his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little
boy goes to his parents' room and
finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the
house help's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the house
help. He gives up and goes back to
bed. The next morning, the little boy says to
his father, "Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in
your own words what you think
politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is messing with the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep poo."