abeynoni:
During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”

Wish Y'all a greenish day!

2pointsonly:
not like I'm interested in this merrybet shii anyways, cos I don't really understand how it works(yet). But talking bout dual accounts, anybody can run more than 10000 accounts should the person choose to...there is no way nairaland can stop that, it takes less than 5mins to create a new handle...If dual "citizenship" can in anyway affect this una programme, then its better the stuff is scrapped...or accounts created not more than 6months+ should be banned from participating.

My opinion .

2pointsonly:
not like I'm interested in this merrybet shii anyways, cos I don't really understand how it works(yet). But talking bout dual accounts, anybody can run more than 10000 accounts should the person choose to...there is no way nairaland can stop that, it takes less than 5mins to create a new handle...If dual "citizenship" can in anyway affect this una programme, then its better the stuff is scrapped...or accounts created not more than 6months+ should be banned from participating.

My opinion.

youdontknowme:
In all fairness, I see some points YM is trying to make, not pointing fingers but we ve to be sure some people here don't run dual accounts. Can't put in all my time and high hopes into this and at the end, someone's '3rd account' wins it. Naah

How can you guarantee that?

Timbuktu14:
just stay in line with ur bets. Merrybet username is sufficient to detect any anormalities. If moniker no match, there name for merrybet go sha match. Abi?

Timbuktu14:
People like monsuru na prove say the 6months thingie no go work. Some people don get account for 2years but dem no dey use am. Na now dem go go find password open am again. I think the best thing is for merrybet to check the usernames, if about 3 usernames get the same full name on their merrybet acct, such person should be disqualified after he must have won. The fear of winning n not getting paid should mk people do the right thing. Shalom

pocoapoco88:
som1 shud bring me upto speed.dis "punt for fun" what is it all abt?

youdontknowme:
You have no idea how desperate people can be. They are way ahead of ya in thinking. Smh

I open a new merrybet account, tell my bro or friend that I'll like to use his account number/email for something that might fetch money. I take that, post the username here with an alternate account ve been running...or now you'd say his username on NL must match his MB username? Is your real name Timbuktu?? Lol.

Nigga, it's a faceless forum. There are many ways one can appear as same person. Go figure bro

akraym:

Now to break the bad news to people who intend using multiple merrybet account under 1 person. Think twice. I won't spill it out just yet.

Besides, if you've participated in the previous PfP. You would know it takes GRACE and LUCK to scale through the play offs

Timbuktu14:
People like monsuru na prove say the 6months thingie no go work. Some people don get account for 2years but dem no dey use am. Na now dem go go find password open am again. I think the best thing is for merrybet to check the usernames, if about 3 usernames get the same full name on their merrybet acct, such person should be disqualified after he must have won. The fear of winning n not getting paid should mk people do the right thing. Shalom

playpaz:
Zwolle-FC - Twente Enschede ---- OVER 2.5 GOAL

1.72


iNPlay

Timbuktu14:
People like monsuru na prove say the 6months thingie no go work. Some people don get account for 2years but dem no dey use am. Na now dem go go find password open am again. I think the best thing is for merrybet to check the usernames, if about 3 usernames get the same full name on their merrybet acct, such person should be disqualified after he must have won. The fear of winning n not getting paid should mk people do the right thing. Shalom

Tolzeal:



TRIBBLE YOUR STAKE !!!

1. 23.08.15 10:00
Yokohama FC - JEF United Chiba(Second Team to win either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.55
Result:

2. 23.08.15 10:00
Tochigi SC - FC Gifu(First Team to win either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.65
Result:

3. 23.08.15 10:00
Omiya Ardija - Thespa Kusatsu(First Team to win either half )Customer type: Yes @ 1.30
Result:


TOTAL ODDS: 3.32

akraym:

If you see asterisk beside your name. Get ready to be screened

jayunion:
PFP things......
Nairaland moniker -- Jayunion

merrybet username -- Jayunion

Cc -- Troot, Akraym, Puskin

edenhazard:

tiiiiimbukuuttuuuuuuuu

Timbuktu14:
haha. All ur accounts neva pass 2years?

Yungmilio2:

you are not hosting this competition
any attempt to do
i have screenshots which i have been keeping since last year December -
u should step down - you are not allowed to host this competition

playpaz:
West Bromwich - Chelsea --- clean sheet WestBrom -- NO

Everton - Manchester City ---- Manchester City -- WIN

Ingolstadt - Dortmund ---- clean sheet Ingolstadt -- NO

2.13


Sure Game

akraym:

So tell me. What does it cost me to deactivate my akraym moniker and come back with a new moniker to host the PfP.

I thought I owe you an explanation but I just realised I don't.

FYI. I am not 2points.

DonJoeSneh:

If you open a new account, you are automatically not qualified to run the tourney, cos you will be tagged as a newbie....

Secondly, don't we actually suppose to get assurance that merrybet is actually sponsoring this.

Beht Wetin konsign me self?

For those of y'all wondering who dis is.....
" My eyes on this kwakwakwakwakwa"

PunterTim:
1.5 odd

Chelsea o 1.5 g - 1.22

Barca +1 - 1.15

Soton +2 - 1.15