After much persuasion, I had to attend the vigil to
please my mom..Who knows, the reason why I
haven't made millions or married a billionaire
might be revealed that night. I wouldn't want to
miss it for anything.
I wore the longest skirt I owned, donned a shirt
and was off to the life-changing vigil of the
year..or so i thought.

The service started with praise, not the usual kind
of songs praising God but those that seem more
like warfare. I asked my neighbour if the pastor
was around and was replied in the Negative.. I
sighed. I thought there were different kind of
praise songs depending on the segment being
ushered into. I looked around and realised that
my below the knee skirt was a micro mini
compared to the larger than life curtains
the ladies and women wore as skirts..Mmm..I will
definitely be a topic of discuss today.

The woman of God aka Prophetess finally got of
hold of the mike and her session which was the
most anticipated began in earnest.. She began
preaching..u know the usual type of wearing
trousers and making attachment with jewelries
will take you to hell and bla bla bla. Then all of a
sudden she faced me...

"You, sitting over there... What are you wearing
exposing your legs. You think you can come here
and tempt the brothers here. I have said it before
and will say it again.. o ye young girls exposing
your body, your breast, your thighs....There is no
place in heaven for you...REPENT"

Ye pa!!!! mogbe... Na so everybody turn dey look
ME... object of sin and temptation... chai!! them
get luck say na vigil, I for carry my two yellow
legs waka comet for der..

After much ado and lambasting in the name of
preaching, the main session everyone was
anticipating arrived.. "Deliverance, prayers and
prophecy time"

Everyone wants to hear of a certain witch holding
the key to their breakthrough, when they will
become millionaires and the ladies when Mr Right
would come knocking.

"Spread your arms wide" she commanded
"Begin to turn round, ask God to free you from
every yoke, every burden, TURN!!!!"

I opened my arms and began to turn slowly while
praying.. Meanwhile, the rest are all caught up in
the frenzy, all turning wildly like fan blades.

I stopped turning when I began to feel a little
dizzy and out of breathe. I stood still with arms
spread apart praying but 'prophetess' will have
none of that. She got to where I was standing,
pushed me and commanded I turn..abi I wan
miss my blessing ni.

I thought about the billionaire husband and
making millions and I swung in action. I spread
my arms wider and turned like crazy.. like my life
depended on it.

Then it happened...

I got very dizzy

The people around became a mass of blurred
colours

The ceiling spun around and round and round
And I began to stagger
I staggered to the left, to the right, to the left,
right and finally crashed on the heap of chairs
arranged by a corner.

They picked me up again and I was told to keep
turning ... Mumuish me kept turning ...and I kept
staggering and falling. I knew I was dizzy like
crazy but the rest felt I was arrested by the Holy
spirit.

When she finally decided it was my turn to pray
for me, she laid her hand on my forehead and
spun me around with force, I fell again.
She repeated it twice and I fell like a bunch of
cards on the floor..

Deep within me, I felt nothing... I was falling
cause I was damn dizzy from the turnings. I
didn't feel any anything, definitely not the power
of God coursing through me. I felt so empty, so
embarrassed and so used.

Finally, after much prayers and falling and casting
out of demons, the service came to an end.
Pheeeew!!! Finally

I carried my bible and dashed out hurriedly and
swore never to set my foot there anymore.

www.vivienadaeze..com

hahahaha. To be sincere d devil that has been holding your billionaire husband from seeing you has been cast away.

Billionaire husband ! Y cant u be stay and be like yr mum! Is yr dad a billionaire chai u gals of newadays

Pheals, where is your sense of humour? Geez! The sarcasm of this post is so lost on you

Lol at billionaire husband.

vivienobidike:
Pheals, where is your sense of humour? Geez! The sarcasm of this post is so lost on you

u dey angry dnt be! Na billionaire husband u nid? Dangote son is still single

Pheals:
u dey angry dnt be! Na billionaire husband u nid? Dangote son is still single

ITI!!

Lmao this post is hilarious

FameG:
hahahaha. To be sincere d devil that has been holding your billionaire husband from seeing you has been cast away.

hahahaha.. I teh you oooo

LOLz.

So funny.

Hahaha that's really funny

Stay away from fake pastors. It is written even in the bible.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaaha!

Kilode?

So OP, did you receive your billionaire husband?