YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are one of
the best when it comes
to child upbringing. Yorùbá
mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI,
IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you
were adopted. IGBATI
will make you correct your
wrongs instantly! The
beauty of IFOTI is, you will
confess your sins on the
spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and
IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed
the crime with you
without hesitation. ABARA and
ILADI will make you
pee in your new pants. Now
ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we
have an advanced one
which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When
you receive that one,
you'll lose balance and your
head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking
for what hit you. This
will make you do all the
actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once! OH!
IGBAJU OLOYI... it can
reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT).
God bless our parents for
the good upbringing. If
you were brought-up in
Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was,
you'd have
encountered these slaps ....